tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91468928461167182352024-02-08T06:21:39.619+05:30Inhabitant of Planet MediaSome Blog Jisme Sach Ke Siva Kuch Nahi Hai ;)DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-23691560099823814902014-07-18T03:02:00.002+05:302014-08-15T17:40:06.900+05:30Union Budget 2014 Review<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The union budget means that the front pages of all
newspapers would be blocked for budget coverage the day after and rightly so,
unless Tapas Pal decides to address a rally again on the same day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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This is the time of the year when an official from the
Ministry of Finance goes to that run down theatre props rental place and hires
a briefcase for the Finance Minister to pose with at the end of the budget. To
come closer to reality, that briefcase can well be replaced with a backpack,
especially since it carries the heavy documents that burden the nation with
fiscal deficits and debts.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Narendra Modi won the elections primarily on the
promise of economic development. Therefore, we can safely say that the budget
day will be the most important day of the year during his reign, unlike the
previous Govt where the most important day of the year was of course Sonia
Gandhi’s birthday. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Out of the many schemes announced, the one that caught
the attention was the Rs. 2000 Crore allocation for Sardar Patel’s statue.
Well, by doing this, Modi basically fulfilled his pre poll promise of building
more toilets. Toilets for birds that is.<o:p></o:p></div>
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But what about toilets for human beings? That's a huge issue isnt it? More Indians have access to mobile phones than closed toilets. And the recent Badaun rape highlighted it as a safety problem along with it already being a sanitation problem. Additionally, it is also a personal problem. Toilets are important not only from a hygeine point of view, but also from a peace of mind point of view. Your bathroom is the place where you get time for yourself. Away from your wife, children, parents. It is your 'Me' time. It is the time when you clock highest scores in Angry Birds or Quizup. It is when you are most creative. Why do you think Indians lag behind the West in discoveries and inventions. Archimedes discovered buoyancy and Archimedes principle when he was having a nice quiet bath in his bathroom. After which he went full retard. Do you think he would have discovered this idea if he were bathing in the open, spending all his energy to ensure no one steals his towel while he's bathing in the local lake? No.</div>
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Staying with the Sardar Patel statue, it is going to
be nearly double the height of The Statue of Liberty. Size matters. <o:p></o:p></div>
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The cleanliness drive for the river Ganges has been
allocated over 2000 crores. This is great because an estimated 3 billion litres of garbage and waste is released into the Ganges every day. There is so much trash in the river that it could well be renamed Bollywood. Or some narrow stretches of the river can be literally called the Sewage Canal. Good to see the Govt addressing this crisis that is the Ganges, but the fact remains that the first ever statement made on this issue was by the great Raj Kapoor very many decades back. He was
such a visionary. Ahead of his time. He spoke about water pollution so many
years back when he titled one of his movies Ram Teri Ganga Maili.
Unfortunately, we could not see through his beautiful message. We learnt to
appreciate transparency since that landmark movie. I think that is the reason
why we want transparency in everything now, from BCCI to Governments. Good to
see Raj Kapoor’s message being taken seriously by the authorities now. They
also watched re runs of that movie before the budget, purely for research
purposes.<br />
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Women safety schemes in comparison got Rs. 150 Cr allocation. Because as we all
know preventing crimes against women is not the Govt’s job. It is the job of
parents who need to teach their boys how to behave with girls. It is the job of
parents to ensure they don’t eat noodles, or use mobile phones. It is the job of
parents to ensure girls are not dressed up which leads to them to ask for it.
What the Govt is trying to tell us is that preventing crimes against women is a
more moral problem than a regulatory issue. I say even the 150 Cr package is
too high. Why not spend it in something more important, such as rehabilitation
of Ram at Ayodhya.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The Govt announced number of new IIMs and IITs.
In terms of expansion of brand, they will now compete with the likes of ICFAI,
IIPM and Amity. And just when students were losing motivation to pursue
engineering, the new IIT in Goa should help.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Cigarettes will be costlier now. The finance minister
said this decision was also taken from a health point of view. Will this make
people smoke less? Has graphic warnings decreased the consumption of tobacco
products? I don’t think these measures work. One way to make people smoke less
would be if the warnings are more Indianised. Lets have a warning on packs
which say ‘Cigarettes are manglik’, or ‘cigarettes hurt religious sentiment’. That
should work better.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The budget sets aside Rs. 7600 crores to build 100
smart cities across India. I hope they do not follow the railway ministry model
of project allocation which may see 99 smart cities coming up in Gujarat and
one in the North East just to claim national integration in the next pre poll
marketing blitz.<o:p></o:p></div>
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In summary, Modi’s budget promises big things but
lacks clarity in how the targets are going to be achieved. Much like his
election campaign. However the mood in the country is good and hopes are high. The budget is gone. The briefcase will be hired again
next year. Enough of reporting on words like fiscal. Let us now happily go back
to covering the rascals. Which surprisingly rhymes with someone mentioned at the start of the piece. if you say it
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DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-71101308934568321562014-07-15T00:07:00.001+05:302014-07-15T00:15:24.888+05:30The World Cup in my tweets.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The World Cup of instant vines and memes is over. Here are some tweets on how I saw this World Cup, or as some say, just FIFA.<br />
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Pre World Cup:<br />
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One of Italy's world cup strikers is a player by the name of Immobile. This is like the politician from Kerala called Innocent.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/473504456470851584">June 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Best part about the channel broadcasting the football World Cup in India is that it is named after a cricket term. Sony SIX. So apt.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/475980551296253953">June 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Indian football milestone for the future: The cricket world cup being broadcast by a channel named Sony Goal.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/475984222096617472">June 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Preparing for the football World Cup. Stevieeee Stevie *clap clap clap* Stevieeee Stevie *clap clap clap*<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/476061915320287232">June 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Sepp Blatter. N Srinivasan. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sameguy?src=hash">#sameguy</a><br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/476101809086283779">June 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Being a football fan is a much better lesson on times zones than geography books in school.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/476442956757336064">June 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima stars Kia World Cup ad <a href="http://t.co/gCVhC1A10E">http://t.co/gCVhC1A10E</a> Amongst all the sponsors, Kia hired the cheapest ad agency.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/476491009354768384">June 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
Start of the World Cup<br />
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Pitbull got this contract after showing IPL opening ceremony as relevant experience.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477157841627672576">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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The pre show to the pre show on Six had the most pointless narration I have ever heard.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477148563680403457">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Priyanka Chopra note to self. Must perform at Russia world cup opening ceremony.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477159268630548480">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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No. It has not been a long 4 year wait. It has been a lonnggggg couple of weeks break since the European season ended.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477177995031883776">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Crotaia have scored the crucial.away goal. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WordlCup?src=hash">#WordlCup</a><br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477183205888372737">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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John Abraham cant wait to be on the panel for the Portugal game. <a href="http://t.co/RmhQuMq8lG">http://t.co/RmhQuMq8lG</a><br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477191429014306817">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Vanishing sprays to be sprayed on dissenting players' faces.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477198741472944128">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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What the fuck is - ajse fifa chalu hai na<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477202622504394752">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Chances of becoming an absolute Brazilian legend decreases by 94% if the last letter of your name is not a vowel.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477208286286995457">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Bigger team getting favors from ref is the football equivalent of rich getting richer and poor getting poorer.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477208761098969088">June 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Hahahaha Goa minister when asked by <a href="https://twitter.com/ibnlive">@ibnlive</a> why did you initially plan to use public money for ur trip, says hello hello I cant hear you.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477353734800822273">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Fuck you refs for screwing a World Cup. And its Day 2 only.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477488552905682944">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Dont expect much on on refereeing standards when Howard Webb was selected for the World Cup final.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477488820842024960">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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They should have a rule that whatever is decided the ref in this WC, the opposite should stand.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477489544363655168">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Sunil Chettri will be on Six panel soon. In India, footballer's biggest incentive is to be reach the ultimate goal of becoming a panelist.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477541637078257664">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
Spain 1-5 Netherlands<br />
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That shot of RVP flying is gold for troll and meme makers.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477542010400673792">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Spurs beginning to prepare bid for Casilas.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477548741897879552">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Torres is so slow he doesnt move in replays.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477551142864297984">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Spain were literally defending champions tonight.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477554326953402369">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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The name Van in the Dutch football team is like the name Singh in the Indian hockey team.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477571389700849664">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Waiting for someone to photshop Van Persie flying into Materazzi.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477571732903976960">June 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
Sony Six coverage was so bad, a presenter actually asked Crouch which team he would be supporting in this World Cup.<br />
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Crouch to agent: Do I have a release clause? I'll pay myself.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477926834680500224">June 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Dont think have ever seen post match and pre match being presented by different hosts.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477964720264069120">June 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
England mark their attendance.<br />
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— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477923194867707904">June 14, 2014</a><br />
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Feeling slightly good about the fact that, finally people in England are awake past midnight to watch football.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477947667532636160">June 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Convinced there is some secret competition for the most energetic celebrations by the substitute bench in World Cups.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477951606562885633">June 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Match is over. England look like they have played 900 mins.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477958599621091328">June 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Wilshere has come on to hide.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477961076009861121">June 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Heartbreaking for Englishman Peter Crouch. Having to talk to Keith Sequera.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477963214978682880">June 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477964234165211136">June 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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If only Rajiv Gandhi had married Pirlo's mother instead of Sonia, we could have had a brighter Congress future.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478245624962232321">June 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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City fans in India, dare you go to sleep and miss Ivory Coast's game. Yaya Toure may get pissed and leave.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/477963560618700800">June 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478214254646943744">June 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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French have a team with costly players. Ecuador have a team with Costly, player.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478260907416354817">June 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Honduras has higher murder rate than Uttar Pradesh.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478272335275753472">June 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
Portugal destroyed by Germany.<br />
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Hahahahahahahahaha Pepepepepepepepepe<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478577187193229313">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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My bet is on Ronaldo to do his 'look at my body, I am God, fuck you all' even if he scores the consolation goal.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478584233972072449">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Pepe attacked Muller because he was provoked by the short length of Muller's socks: Samajwadi Party logic.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478586974802948096">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Ronaldo must be hoping to get back to the form he showed in the Nike ads.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478594248141332481">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Exclusive pic of Iran's preparation for the World Cup. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IRN?src=hash">#IRN</a> <a href="http://t.co/BirNHemdAJ">pic.twitter.com/BirNHemdAJ</a><br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478608443092111360">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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John Obi Mikel wearing no. 10 at the World Cup is an insult to Pele and Maradona.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478620873142718464">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Gotta be the no. 10 with worst attacking aptitude. Obi Mikel.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478621012804636672">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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When Germany play USA on 26th, <a href="https://twitter.com/SonySIX">@SonySIX</a> should bill it as the GRE Special for Indian viewers.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478631768229036032">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Eden Hazard has been silent today, bit like the H in his name.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/478941416899375105">June 17, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Neel-neel draw. Mamata loves this.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479009900702339073">June 17, 2014</a></blockquote>
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In stadiums with scoreboards and screens, isnt substitute board for changes and injury time a redundant object? Bit like 3rd umpire lights<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479033711418044416">June 17, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Robbie Fowler and Sunil Chhetri have been together once. When Sunil Chhetri played FIFA dream team on playstation.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479323044339408896">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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The Chile fans creating a ruckus. Who do they think they are? England fans?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479336949614772224">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
Spain out of the World Cup after just 2 games.<br />
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Come on Spain. I say Torres to score three goals.
In the rest of his career.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479349569063354368">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Spain trapped in the little triangles they themselves create.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479349861645422593">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Spain had raised the bar so high that little Iniesta cant reach it anymore.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479352493604745216">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Spain needs to concede three more goals this world cup to reach La Decima.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479352933989888000">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Torres on. Seriously. Is David Villa injured? Or has been caught sleeping with del Bosque's wife?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479358149514641408">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Nearly half the teams at every World cup.
First game: Come on everyone.
Second game: Do or die.
Third game: Lets play for pride.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479365452586418176">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Only hope for Spain tonight is that Torres is in red.
No.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479359684403404801">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Eligibility criteria for modern day footballer:
1. Talent
2. Mental strength.
3. Twenty five tattoos.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479367150163865600">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Villa hasnt played a single minute. I think del Bosque has taken him to Brazil so that his subsequent trip to New York is short.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479373119719608320">June 18, 2014</a><br />
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Why doesnt Germany ever get knocked out in the group stages. They are always there till the end, bit like CSK.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479368380797829120">June 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Neymar's transformation in appearance is a bit Michael Jackson-esque in nature?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479543479253479425">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Best example of monopoly is Novy Kapadia and Indian football pundit industry.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479601213973868544">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Mafia Wars tonight. Ivory Coast v Colombia.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479652960851345408">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
And England are out.<br />
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The only time England has dominated a game was Age of Empires.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479717498258853890">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I could not believe Roy Hodgson's appointment when it happened, its as if FA were saying anyway we ll flop, lets have a cheap manager.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479731148084350976">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Who selects the tweets that are aired on <a href="https://twitter.com/SonySIX">@SonySIX</a>. One said Suarez can be a rising star. Another said Eng broke a billion hearts? What?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479731749371400192">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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And another said this is the game where either of Uru or Eng will sing Chale Chalo and some shit. Are they all this doing this on purpose?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479731972122492928">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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You know whats wrong with England? They called their Italy defeat a triumphant defeat. There.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479734777923121152">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Because football is tennis genius. RT <a href="https://twitter.com/dionfanning">@dionfanning</a> "For long periods of the game we kept him very quiet" Roy Hodgson.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/479736424757854208">June 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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England retaining Roy for 2016 is like Congress continuing with Rahul Gandhi after a debacle and when the signs of incapability are so clear<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/480057997880602625">June 20, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Roy Hodgson bought a series of lottery tickets today, he cant believe how fortunate he is.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/480058236083515394">June 20, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Haha The Telegraph's bit on Joe Hart and English players in their story on sex restrictions in world cup is hilarious <a href="http://t.co/Wx9J8D2ZM2">pic.twitter.com/Wx9J8D2ZM2</a><br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/480661762862100480">June 22, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Love Robbie Fowler's expression when Sunil Chhetri is speaking.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/480772411378249729">June 22, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I think Sunil Chhetri has got a pay per words spoken deal from Sony Six. When he is talking, he just does not stop.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/480772726257229824">June 22, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Rule: There is always a headed goal moments after Suarez bites an opponent. Best build up ever.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/481548031452397568">June 24, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Today I found out that Osama bin Laden was an Arsenal fan. Probably the name sealed it.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/482039742649749505">June 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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As much as it is frustrating you cant really complain against the four month ban I guess. Suarez you fucking stupid yearly holiday getter<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/482162552353202176">June 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Considering they are finding it tough to come up with a strong appeal against Suarez's ban, I propose Ram Jethmalani to the Uruguay FA.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/482588719904333824">June 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Does Iran have radical laws like some other neighboring states. I hope not, otherwise that kissing couple from the World Cup have had it.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/482630468580290560">June 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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The bottomline of this whole saga is that even a blatant Suarez bite cannot make FIFA look good.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/482634478385233920">June 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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So Suarez will not contribute to any football in the next 4 months.
He basically has been asked to be Tom Cleverley at his peak.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/482643992194990080">June 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
Knockouts.<br />
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Will watch the Belgium USA game from 89th min onwards.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/484041020120645632">July 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Howard they still keeping Belgium out?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/484087741861212160">July 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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TWO DAYS WITHOUT ANY GAME. OH MY GOD!!!!<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/484102857113604096">July 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Millions of Indian cricket lovers feeling ignored during the football world cup selected the best way to bounce back. Sharapova saga.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/484647902992539648">July 3, 2014</a></blockquote>
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During the next cricket world cup, I'm just gonna refer to it as ICC. Also, looking forward to 2016 IOC.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/484757905569087492">July 3, 2014</a></blockquote>
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United fans behaving as if they have got 3 points in the league already for Van Gaal's brilliance.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/485557127490973696">July 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/485800116733763584">July 6, 2014</a></blockquote>
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The Germans are so consistent. All their players topped their class throughout in school.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486600489786564608">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
Semis<br />
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World cup semi final going horribly wrong for the home side. WHY ARENT THE FANS THROWING PLASTIC BOTTLES YET?
Msg from Kolkata.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486610353099243520">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Scolari in 2002 had Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Ronadinho, Kaka.
Scolari in 2014 has Neymar (ok), Fred, Hulk and Jo. Yo.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486612239172919296">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
What do you call the captain of a team that leaks goals?
Ans: David Loosiezz.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486612947045601280">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Going by the standard of refereeing this World Cup, wouldnt be surprised if the ref suddenly said 'ok teams, next goal wins'<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486614077683138560">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Brazil have more people with afro hairstyles than suitability to wear this shirt.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486625312893972480">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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In all honestly, Brazil did not under-perform. They infact over-performed to reach the Semis. They are the worst Brazilian side ever.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486630274055155712">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Hate porn references that are so popular online when teams get drubbed in sports but todays game was infact <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BRAGER?src=hash">#BRAGER</a>. Klose.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486631731672272896">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Also Brazil, what the fuck is up with the Neymar tributes and obsession? You had a fucking World Cup to win, and you went romantic.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486634350104965120">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Robben has been so quiet as if he is showing solidarity with Fred.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486975838911361024">July 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Pressure on Rahul Gandhi to not sleep in Parliament tomorrow after having to stay up for atleast 30 mins more tonight.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486991910670569473">July 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Studies say that bosses getting a message or call from subordinates saying they are unwell today has increased this July.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/486992205555318784">July 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Dream final for English people. Argentina v Germany. Hahahahahaha<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/487004911083606016">July 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
Third Place. Brazil embarrassed again.<br />
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United fans, relax. This was all Van Gaal's master plan for you guys. Lose the semi and get one extra day's rest for RVP before preseason.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/487009690228760578">July 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Brazil played so poorly last night that it deserves John Abraham and the previous hosts back for Cafe Rio in their future games.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/487011736038305792">July 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Fellaini has offered his hair to South Indian temples. Praying he isnt asked to leave by Van Gaal.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/487287050513559552">July 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Since Suarez is banned from entering a football stadium, Barcelona should unveil him at Mcdonalds while he is eating.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/487318449765351424">July 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Sepp Blatter called India a sleeping giant of football. And then tested us by having the World Cup in Brazil time zone.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/487346590659530752">July 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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There is so much space in the Brazilian box that you could give it to your girlfriend.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488055036404977664">July 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Yeh Brazil kya semis wild card se pahucha?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488055882047950848">July 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Jose Barretto is sitting in Kolkata thinking man had I been little younger I would totally be the Brazil no 9<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488059016208056320">July 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Flopped at City, Everton and Galatasaray, Jo is one of Brazil's main striker.
Hope for Downing.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488061349226754048">July 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
If Thiago Silva got sent off after 2 mins, his child would have asked papa kya field pe maggi banane gaye the?<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488061876731785217">July 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488063313570328576">July 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Sony should not air ads of serial called Yudh when Brazil are playing.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488064840175337472">July 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
<br />
The final.<br />
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Germans have the better team but I want Argentina to win. If Messi lifts the cup, Ronaldo ka sahi jalega.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488404214465302529">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Mueller's socks length is more than double the usual. Bad omen.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488408093223428096">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Happy that the teams with the least tight jerseys are playing the final. Well.deserved for their football and fashion.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488410494785449985">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Silvestre super happy today, this being his last day at Sony Six.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488411181057470464">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Palacio's hairstyle in Bengali is known as the Tiki Taka.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488421834312806400">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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So many games going to extra time and penalties, I would have charged the spectators extra if I had been at FIFA: Lalit Modi<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488431195911249920">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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If it stays nil nil after 120 mins, team with lesser tattoos should win.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488431712242634752">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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There will be a night in 2038 when India hosts the World Cup and the images are shown of the sun setting over the Sardar Patel statue.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488449173167951872">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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No free football with TV purchase for 4 more years.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488451099708620800">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Louis CK would say that you'll figure out how good or bad Argentinians are by how soon they masturbate for the first time after this loss.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488454944215678977">July 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I think the real winner of the Golden Ball should have been the team that created Photoshop.<br />
— Anirban Dasgupta (@adg_5) <a href="https://twitter.com/adg_5/statuses/488747739304312832">July 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">I</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 15.75pt;">f you thought this World Cup guide
analyses the 32 teams and gives predictions which won’t come true, this is
probably the time to switch to the Youporn tab. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">We finally have a World Cup in which Dhoni
will not make headlines. Lets face it, despite the progress in recent years,
cricket popularity still beats football in India by an innings and 248* goals.
This is highlighted by the fact that the channel broadcasting the World Cup in
India was named after a cricket term to seemingly attract cricket
lovers – Sony SIX. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;">The problem with cricket in India is that
everybody likes it, everybody plays it and wants their next five generations to
play it. It’s a lot like engineering. Nowadays however there’s no value for
stand-alone engineers in the country. You have to do an ‘MBA’ along with
engineering to get ahead of the boring crowd. Maybe football is the MBA. And there
are lot of similarities between football fans and MBAs too.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 15.75pt;">Their choice of phrases. For example an MBA
would say there is an elephant in the room. A football fan would say Wayne
Rooney is playing tonight. MBAs love to use abbreviations. PFA, EOD, B2B.
Similarly football fans have. GGMU, YNWA, COYG,</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 15.75pt;"> </span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 15.75pt;"> Ok now STFU.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">India's most popular footballer.</td></tr>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">This gets us to the big football World Cup.
The final from the 2010 edition had viewership equivalent to the number of
people in India without an access to a closed toilet. Nearly 700 million! And
if you thought the IPL was the biggest sporting extravaganza organized by the
mafia, you were wrong. Say hello to FIFA. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Brazil’s World Cup preparations have been in a
mess. There have been major delays in infrastructure for the World Cup. There
have been deaths reported too which are related to construction and moreover…
oh wait. Oh wait. I just had this thought. We haven’t heard from Suresh Kalmadi
off late have we? Even during the big elections. Oh my God!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Chill guys, I got this.</td></tr>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Group A </span></b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">(Brazil, Croatia, Mexico, Cameroon)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Brazil is the favorite. Their most influential
player is Neymar. Or as he is popularly known, the next Ronaldo, or next
Ronaldinho, or the next Rivaldo, or the next Pele or the next Jesus Christ.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Brazil hosted the World Cup last in 1950 where
they lost to Uruguay in the finals in</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;"> </span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;"><a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/football/iconic-world-cup-moments-uruguay-silenced-maracana-brazil-1950-final/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #e34b18; text-decoration: none;">one of football’s most iconic matches
ever</span></a>. There has been enormous talk of banishing the ghost of 1950.
The minimum expectation for Brazilian fans is to simply win this World Cup.
Which leads me to think what their maximum expectation could be? Brazil’s
striker Hulk getting transformed into his namesake superhero, poverty getting
alleviated due to brisk business generated by sex workers from travelling
English fans, and winning the World Cup final against Argentina 15-0 in which
Messi scores a hattrick of own goals who is then shot dead on his return to
Argentina. No?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Cameroon is called the Indomitable Lions, but
25 years of no domination should probably force a rethink into the name.
Cameroon takes part in World events, not to show off their talents in football,
but rather fashion. In 2002, they wore sleeveless shirts. Try wearing your
heart on your sleeve then. Few years later, they had a single piece body suit
kit few years later.</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;"> </span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/3423231.stm" target="_blank"><span style="color: #e34b18; text-decoration: none;">Yes, a single piece body suit</span></a>.
Yellow card x 2.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 15.75pt;">Anyway as long as you don’t have Delhi
Daredevils on your shirt, it is not embarrassing enough.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">The key to Croatia’s showing in the World Cup
is Luka Modric. He shocked everyone by cutting his trademark long hair the day
after winning the champions League with Real Madrid. My money is on elders in
his family fulfilling a mannat of offering his hair to Tirupathi if they won
the Champions league. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Group B </span></b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">(Netherlands, Spain, Chile and Australia)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">In cricketing terms, Spain were the South
Africas of football up until 2008. Post which they became a mad combination of
Australia of the noughties and Windies of the 70s. Fernando Torres is the
secret agent charged with the responsibility of ending this domination. One
cannot dispute the immense contribution of Spanish football in recent years,
the topmost certainly being teaching us phrases such as La Decima, Vamos
(Oh that’s for Nadal) and Hala without having to sign up for expensive
Spanish lessons.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Netherlands manager Louis Van Gaal is facing
the prospect of leading Netherlands into the business end of the biggest show
on earth, and then in a matter of weeks having to train with the likes of Danny
Welbeck and Tom Cleverly as Man United manager. From an Indian point of view,
this has been a great year for Orange, and who knows, maybe their good days are
about to come after years of disappointment.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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to the World Cup, which is what happens when you name a continent after nothing but one country.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">This is incidental, but this group looks like
a special reserved quota group created to allow an African and Asian team to
qualify to the latter stages of the World Cup. Ivory Coast and Japan are probably the favorites to progress from this group. There is a case for these
two countries falling under the creamy layer section hence not being eligible
for this particular reservation benefit, but let us not get into that right
now. We’ll let Prakash Jha have the final say on this.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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misses the World Cup through injury, or as some see it he becomes the latest
recipient of Karma’s a bitch message from anonymous. Having rejected big
clubs to sign for Monaco’s tax free (and fan less) riches, Falcao now faces the
prospect of watching the World Cup from a luxury yacht in Monte Carlo. Its his
version of the Axe Boat Party.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Falcao justified his move to Monaco last year
saying he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his idol Thierry Henry who used
to play there before Arsenal came calling. This is like saying I want to sleep
with my brother’s wife so that I acquire Ryan Giggs’ footballing talents.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">This is the group of death. For England. For
the others, its not. England in the football world cup is like England in the
cricket world cup. Or England in the Olympics. Shite. England has invented most
sports in history but has never really dominated any, apart from the game they
called Age of Empires very many decades back.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Fans must be worried of the great English
tradition of its main player going into the tournament injured.
Fortunately, that hasn’t happened yet. Unfortunately, we still have a few days
to go. This explains the extra supplies of cotton wool ordered to protect Wayne Rooney, who
however mistook it for his artificial hair and started dyeing them.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dr. Batra's hair treatment is India's only presence in the World Cup.</td></tr>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">The hotels where Italy and England will be
based were raided by health officials lately and they found several food items
well past their expiry dates. The staff needs to be told not to take the term
group of death literally. But that is no concern for Luis Suarez who is known
to eat anything, such as Branislav Ivanonic. Also, these hotels were not
providing free condoms as per Govt regulations. Mario Balotelli said he will be
carrying his own stock.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Group E is E for Easy. France has been
rewarded for giving the world the bikini by being placed in this seemingly easy
group. Younger French players will be looking to shine in the World Cup to earn
a move to Newcastle United, the best French club in the world.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Switzerland’s team this term is compact,
tight, and reliable with extra focus on a secure defense. Unsurprisingly, these
are also the characteristics of their popular banks. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Ecuador on the other hand has asked for
Ecuadorian bananas to be served in all the players’ rooms daily in an effort to
make them feel more at home. So when the random Gujarati aunty named Jashodaben
sitting next to you on an international flight takes out her theplas, do not mock her on twitter.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Group F </span></b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">(Argentina, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Nigeria, Iran)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">If Kingfisher’s ad agency were in charge of
the World Cup, this group would be captioned - Divided by teams, united by
violence back home. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Argentina has the most lethal firepower in
this group on the field. Off the field, Iran would take that title of course.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Iran practising long range shooting.</td></tr>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Bosnia and Herzegovina are the only debutants
in this edition. There is serious possibility of them being overshadowed
in the group by the favorites Argentina, just like the word Herzegovina is
overshadowed and ignored by the word Bosnia by way of its placement.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Group G </span></b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">(Germany, Portugal, Ghana, United States)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Germany always does well at World Cups.
After all, they have been on the losing side in two damn World Wars. It
is only fair they succeed on the global stage. Law of average?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Klose with 14 World Cup goals is a name on
everybody’s lips during World Cups. With 96.56% of them still not sure what the
correct pronunciation is. Klosay, Klosa, Klos. Kloz. Lambu. ah Miroslav is
good.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend has got more
footage than the entire team of fellow Group G team Ghana in the lead up to the
World Cup. But when it comes to World Cups, there can be only one
Ronaldo. The Brazilian one.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">The Moscow Times newspaper celebrated their
teams’ qualification to the World cup with the headline – ‘Russia ready to
conquer Brazil’. This did lead to momentary panic in the Brazil army
headquarters at Brasilia.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Belgium are the dark horses. Their team can be
a Premier League dream team in a good season. However, mingling with
English players throughout the year may have lead to acquiring the art of
failing at World Cups.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Lukaku would probably have to score 25 goals
in the World Cup to convince Chelsea not to loan him out again. Especially if
your other strikers are Torres, Etoo and Ba.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Enjoy this one month of staying up late
enjoying the beautiful game folks. Let me now go get ready for the World Cup in
the only way I know. Stevieeee Stevie *clap clap clap* Stevieeee Stevie *clap
clap clap* <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;"><b>Come on England, do it for Sachin!</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lets talk about politics for a bit. When it became
clear that Narendra Modi was going to be the prime ministerial candidate for
BJP, all the Congress leaders who like to fawn in posh English , or in other words, spokespersons
huddled together and decided to frame a strategy to defame him. They
googled India’s biggest scams and their reaction was oh no!, all in the top 5 scams are by Congress personnel. So they chose the obvious blot in Modi’s time, the Gujarat mass killings, and
decided that every night they would come on tv, and answer '2002 riots' to every question. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sir, what about the falling economy? 2002 riots. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What about increase in
rapes? 2002 riots. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What about black
money? 2002 riots. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Whats your name? 2002 riots. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Whats your mothers name? Sonia Gandhi. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">True story. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But given that these men are all highly educated, it is a surprise that they haven’t heard of the famous saying - people in glass houses should not roam
around naked in the house, without drawing the curtains. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The BJP now got the chance to retort to every 2002 killings
remark with the same words, but replacing 2002 with 1984. Now to be honest,
when 1984 happened, there was no live tv, media industry wasn’t as explosive, scrutiny was much less. So people knew
something big had happened but never really brought it up in public. Its like
you know you your parents have infidelity issues in the past, but you weren't present at the time you don’t bring
it up, right? Just like that, we know 1984 happened, but no one was around, no
one brings it up. Until the genius strategy of the Congress boomerangs and fuels the 1984 debate. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Now when someone asks BJP, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What about Babri
Masjid? they say 1984 (and coughs).</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What
about Sangh conspiracy to kill Gandhi? 1984 riots. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When should LK
Advani have retired? 1984. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How many seats will you win in
the next Lok Sabha elections? 1984. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When
did India win their first cricket world
cup? 1984. But no sir , its 1983. No no no, 1984. 84 84 84 84. We have orders to just say 84.
Its our new 69.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The mass killings of minorities is a bigger problem
now for Congress than the BJP. Own goal. Jeetke
haarne wale ko Indian cricket team aur Congress kehte hai. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">My riot is better
than yours. That’s the level of political debate in the country. That’s why
I hate when MBAs are combined with tv debates. Educated
people. Now for every event, there is analysis. there is a SWOT Analysis. ABC Analysis. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">My riot was better because Delhi is a
prime location. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">My riot was better because
2002 is a palindrome. It was dyslexia friendly
riots bro. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In
the Congress online registration website, in the year of birth section, there
is a scroll down option, after 1983, there is 1985. No one born in 1984 can be
part of Congress. It is their idea of having nothing to do with 1984.</span></span></div>
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In conclusion, here are a couple of rules applicable to riots.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">Rule no. 1 for riots in India : If your riot is in Assam, it will fall short of reaching the ultimate pinnacle that every riot aspires for- prime time TV debates. Sorry. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">Rule no. 2 for riots in India : </span></span></span>If you are a victim and you get
justice in your lifetime, you are so damn lucky, that you should buy a lottery ticket. But can you enjoy your new found wealth without limbs and a mental scar for life? </span></span></span><br />
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DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-72066809043998952802011-05-04T03:12:00.004+05:302011-05-04T03:18:32.641+05:30Tribute to my first permanent Liverpool captain : Sami HyypiaThis post was first written on <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2011/05/03/tribute-to-sami-hyypia-gentle-giant/">Sportskeeda</a>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM_Y0K3ew-6NYE4YHP69hDRVF7E3ek6bXd1oX53uW0iRIHzyl8YUFTWrEP4_1Yh-urMigRyDHbgMg3z6bDh2lCKwzZGaVpRPcqvmS78mnkTOWcqdsGx9ZRTtfxwRR0R7XJELeyTIs7jig/s1600/Untitled.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM_Y0K3ew-6NYE4YHP69hDRVF7E3ek6bXd1oX53uW0iRIHzyl8YUFTWrEP4_1Yh-urMigRyDHbgMg3z6bDh2lCKwzZGaVpRPcqvmS78mnkTOWcqdsGx9ZRTtfxwRR0R7XJELeyTIs7jig/s400/Untitled.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602609125151262258" /></a><br />Click on the pic for a larger view.<br /><br /><br />Sami Hyypia was amongst the breed of the unsung heroes, never a superstar in the conventional sense. When he announced his retirement, it was indeed heartwarming to see him trend on twitter, worldwide mind you, on a day one of the most historic occurrences of our times took place: The death of Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Find me one person in wherever Sami Hyypia has played, who has something negative to say about him. Such was his likeable nature as a man. As the colossus at the back, he was one of the best imports of the Premier League era. 38th in the list of Liverpool FC’s official 100 players that shook the Kop, a club which is not short of greats says its own story.<br /><br />Hyypia epitomized the term Gentle giant. Heart of the Liverpool defense for so long in the most physical league in the world, he once went 87 games without a booking. Even more astounding is the fact that he has been sent off just once in his entire career as a centre back. Incredible.<br /><br />As a player, Hyypia was not the quickest. Where he lacked in pace, he covered up by his fantastic reading of the game. Alongside Stephane Henchoz, another defender not known for pace, he formed the backbone of the Liverpool side that went on to win the treble in 2001. Hyypia had a sense of intelligence and positioning that even the quickest forwards had trouble beating him. It is probably these qualities that are making the Liverpool faithful want him back badly in a coaching capacity. Looks like however that Leverkusen will be the first beneficiary of a fabulous footballing mind.<br />In hindsight, it was fitting that a legendary Liverpool defender of yesteryears Ron Yeats, then chief scout, went for his talents in the Dutch League where he played for Williem II Tiburg after being tipped off by a cameraman. He was one of the long lists of players roped in by Gerard Houllier just before his first season in sole charge of Liverpool. 2.5 million pounds for an unknown in those days raised eyebrows in Liverpool. The rest is history.<br /><br />Jamie Redknapp and Robbie Fowler shared the captaincy back then but their erratic fitness gave Hyypia the chance to become an assured leader on the pitch. Officially that is. It was around this time that Liverpool won their treble in 2001, and while Michael Owen took all the headlines, Hyypia led the team with an assurance not seen in Merseyside for years. He was at the heart of epic European shut outs of high flying Roma and Barcelona, both away. 2 years on, Steven Gerrard’s spectacular rise led to him giving up the armband to his young successor, but he never ceased to be a leader for the club.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhysyo3gzo8IoTykC5RoyoZaHlhBga25uenTXm7Cd-T2IG3oc41kB7pgwzBxe6LPT6IYz2Dp6mdUQHXU-w4GXs_b2I2gduCAjbtkZiAcHupQWu3tTpVedlX1H_h_XBSUY93Z4bE5QHu_Yc/s1600/Sami-Hyypia-2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 396px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhysyo3gzo8IoTykC5RoyoZaHlhBga25uenTXm7Cd-T2IG3oc41kB7pgwzBxe6LPT6IYz2Dp6mdUQHXU-w4GXs_b2I2gduCAjbtkZiAcHupQWu3tTpVedlX1H_h_XBSUY93Z4bE5QHu_Yc/s400/Sami-Hyypia-2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602609423441026578" /></a><br /><br />His modest background and early years reflected during his career and he was a fantastic ambassador, wherever he went. On the pitch, the fact that his stay on Liverpool coinciding with Liverpool’s best period in the last two decades of largely underperformance shows his impact in the team. <br /><br />His international career has seen him captain Finland, as well as hold the record for the 2nd most capped Finnish player. He was quite a handful in the opposition box and has scored some memorable goals. His volleys against United (2) and Juventus were finishes that any striker would be proud of. <br /><br />From 2007-08 onwards, he slipped onto becoming a back up to Jamie Carragher, Martin Skrtel and Danny Agger, but no one could say his influence diminished. In the training ground, grooming youngsters to the pitch, performing when called upon without notice (4-1 win at Old Trafford). He wasn’t in the 25 member squad for the Champions League the same season (due to UEFA rules on no of homegrown players), and that is probably when he realized that the 2 years he thought he still had in him needed to be elsewhere. He was given a hero’s send off, and such emotions weren’t seen in Liverpool since local cult Robbie Fowler left for Leeds almost a decade back.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQrVVrXyJ_y1tY22U8raEhEZKZrhFrRpsjy4L5dkbL7tMrxCOfULIhuHgJ6MITMw_-z5CKu8vbT5QzxaiGbwr3j30k6J6Z1H9CKdxdrxtl0SZAWa4FlvgjbIJS5DOSdKtnoLNOGb2w50E/s1600/mosaic.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQrVVrXyJ_y1tY22U8raEhEZKZrhFrRpsjy4L5dkbL7tMrxCOfULIhuHgJ6MITMw_-z5CKu8vbT5QzxaiGbwr3j30k6J6Z1H9CKdxdrxtl0SZAWa4FlvgjbIJS5DOSdKtnoLNOGb2w50E/s400/mosaic.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602609632135816114" /></a><br />Mosaics on the Kop are generally reserved for something or someone very special.<br /><br /><br />‘Legend’ is probably the most overused term in sports, and nowadays generally awarded by the media. Hyypia however, one may argue, was a legend through sheer merit. He was not a fancy player, with all tricks and flicks. He was simply an old fashioned centre half. One you would feel assured if he was on your side. Both as a player, and sometimes more importantly, as a man. <br /><br />He was a boyhood Liverpool fan. On the day he ends his playing career, one could say that Liverpool and its family are now firm fans of Sami Hyypia. The No. 4 at the back.<br /><br />Thanks for the memories, fellow Red. <br />Y.N.W.A.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-23760382093094429462011-05-02T02:00:00.008+05:302011-05-29T03:47:48.600+05:30Live text commentary on SportskeedaI and my childhood best friend Harsh started following football around a decade ago, together. We were the first amongst our friends and people around us to move on from cricket, and John Dykes and his team were instrumental in our growing up years. There were two things about Harsh back then, that I distinctly remember.<br /><br />1. He always said that my favorite player Michael Owen was useless, and that young Stevie Gerrard was going to be the main man. (In hindsight, I laugh).<br />2. <a href="http://www.sportinglife.com">Sportinglife.com</a> is a good website to follow.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYH2lifbor6gOiiORXiQGI6Ld_QtwYRPZbq-vJjbzEAhhMXPs4kWj3iOU3MuMo2vDRcD8viy3piaUBctrnd13aFhNhHld9RbDhvVEUnGq4Zus8RnK5Cog6AWhI1QHBBhyhuWrED7To8Gw/s1600/DSCF3139.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYH2lifbor6gOiiORXiQGI6Ld_QtwYRPZbq-vJjbzEAhhMXPs4kWj3iOU3MuMo2vDRcD8viy3piaUBctrnd13aFhNhHld9RbDhvVEUnGq4Zus8RnK5Cog6AWhI1QHBBhyhuWrED7To8Gw/s320/DSCF3139.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601856155403400434" /></a><br />The Sportinglife faithfuls.<br /><br />Back in the day, ESPN-Star did not have a full coverage of the Premiership. It at most showed 2-3 games all weekend. There were no FA Cups or Carling Cups on the telly. Champions League coverage was good I recall, but regarding all these together, there were so many matches that weren't telecast, and a lot of them involved Liverpool.<br /><br />Sportinglife was the lifeline for us. The live text commentary was such a life saver. We spent hours 'following' the matches online, witty comments, good humour, sometimes hilarious banter. All along with the action, beautifully described. Night after night, year after year.<br /><br />Nowadays, it has actually reduced. The matches are almost always on the tv.<br /><br />So when the guys at <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com">Sportskeeda</a> started the Live text stream feature, all these things came to mind again. And I really wanted to do it too. Live text commentary was always a big thing for me.<br /><br />Did three games this week. <a href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/porushj">Porush Jain</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1163762815">Arvind Ragunathan</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/amby.gupta">Ambuj Gupta </a>were the ones who helped me ease into the whole concept. Great fun doing it with the latter two, especially the El Classico.<br /><br />Here are the links. If I do more games, I guess I will keep updating this post, for me more than anyone else. Will have a one stop post to get hold of all the live feeds done over the weeks.<br /><br />1. <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2011/04/23/live-streaming-of-epl-chelsea-vs-west-ham/">Chelsea v West Ham</a> : Shame Torres chose this one to break his hilarious duck.<br /><br />2. <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2011/04/27/live-streaming-of-champions-league-el-clasico-%E2%80%93-real-madrid-vs-barcelona/">Real Madrid v Barcelona. Semi Final of the Champions League. 1st leg.</a> : Messi with two well taken goals, overshadowed by all the playacting nonsense. Was tough to keep up.<br /><br />3. <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2011/05/01/live-streaming-text-commentary-liverpool-vs-newcastle-united/">Liverpool v Newcastle United</a> : Not the best of games, this was my first game on Liverpool.<br /><br />4. <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2011/05/03/uefa-champions-league-live-stream-real-madrid-vs-barcelona/">Barcelona v Real Madrid</a>, Semi Final Champions League 2nd leg. : Keeshaanan, a great guy did his first streaming while I and Ambuj hung about to chip in from time to time. Good fun.<br /><br />5. <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2011/05/28/live-streaming-manchester-united-vs-barcelona-ucl-final/">The BIG One. Champions League Final. Barcelona 3-1 United. What a night.</a> Yes, United are stuck on 3. We had around 10k hits, the site crashed several times, had readers from as far as the West Indies. Great fun with Sayan Maiti, and the other regulars. Porush, the head says it would have been over 20k, had we not crashed. Awesome! <br /><br /><a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/Sport/live-commentary-by-fans/">Click here for all the games under Sportskeeda Live Text Feed.</a>DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-55153836292944116322011-04-16T03:17:00.011+05:302011-04-16T03:47:00.105+05:30Hillsborough, and the Liverpool Family.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5uu-Z8d3c3p8n27_zHrvpDKKAXa9vrnHyiLtBvcM2SBPNzZJUrojCGysbIlePqDkX3xCmcK8PRzKegDqbaSD7HrtUD7rRsPMoMAMr-6OuXIlkjHwVO98CAXFB6qnui3DnmqY_6tIHWtY/s1600/JFT96.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 155px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5uu-Z8d3c3p8n27_zHrvpDKKAXa9vrnHyiLtBvcM2SBPNzZJUrojCGysbIlePqDkX3xCmcK8PRzKegDqbaSD7HrtUD7rRsPMoMAMr-6OuXIlkjHwVO98CAXFB6qnui3DnmqY_6tIHWtY/s400/JFT96.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595932647078636994" /></a><br /><br /><br />King Kenny in his interview on the eve of the Hillsborough anniversary yesterday had this to say, “It's been so long there are a generation of our fans who were not born when Hillsborough happened but they are perfectly aware of what happened. I'm sure it will be in the forefront of their minds as well."<br /><br />I belong to the generation Kenny is talking about. What he probably wants to convey is that Hillsborough connects all Liverpool fans alike irrespective of who you are or your age. Being tucked away here in Calcutta, thousands of miles away from Merseyside, I believe even strongly, Kenny is talking about the people, irrespective of age and distance, and how important Hillsborough will always be for a Liverpool fan.<br /><br />April has generally been a happy month of the year for me. The final exams of school got over in March, this was the time to let your guard down. The summer vacations were around the corner. Plus my first girlfriend and one of the best persons I have known, had her birthday in April :P , Jokes apart, in all seriousness, for majority of my life, esp in school, I have wanted to be in April and its generally been a happy time. <br /><br />But 15th April of every year brings a strange combination feeling of immense sadness at the occurrences up at Sheffield on that wonderful spring day in 1989 and its aftermath, as well as happiness and pride of being part of this incredible Liverpool family. <br /><br />This day epitomizes the reason this football club is so special to the reds all over the world. On this day, I don’t care if we end up being relegated, I don’t care if we don’t win the Premiership for another 22 years, all I care about is the victims’ families who define Liverpool club to get the mere consolation of justice, more than 2 decades on.<br /><br />Liverpool football club has always been more than just football to me, and this day affirms that belief. We become fans, not just for the enjoyment, for the goals, and highlights or the banter. We become fans to become a part of this wonderful institution, and therefore its no wonder that a club that hasnt won the league for 2 decades and had that one Champions League triumph in 2005, is never short of new generation fans, never ceases to be big. Find me another club like that, who’s failed for so long, yet the fan base has grown , the love for it grown, and the pride of supporting the club amongst old and new fans remaining firmly intact.<br /><br />It feels so good to see the ex players tweet or talk about the day. Xabi Alonso, Arbeloa, Ryan Babel, Michael Owen, even Cesc Fabregas cutting across club loyalties. It feels wonderful to be able to watch the service free on the LFC.tv channel, and thank you for opening up every year to all the non-members around the world.<br /><br />So made up for our Rafa Bentiez, for the standing ovation, for the tears he shed. Managers, a lot like players move around all the time and fair play to them. But it is heart-warming to see a man who was removed less than a year ago from the club he loved, back amongst his own people – the fans of the football club. My posts are never without clichés, and here’s the customary one then – You took Rafa out of Liverpool, but try taking Liverpool out of Rafa, Or try taking Rafa out of us. Thanks, forever grateful. Top man.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKEjM7hapdbheIN4x2kagg5-1mpe6rSSfKVO6CMYZpbu8J-P2ARrTM6-qjU25yJyDGSvg3WBUzTAFfWALkPZseSyon-Qs1DS7Eoorayo2_NT9FnL3zWjrEemAl9WVTtaq2E_09_Pp4Ppw/s1600/rafa+in+tears.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 388px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKEjM7hapdbheIN4x2kagg5-1mpe6rSSfKVO6CMYZpbu8J-P2ARrTM6-qjU25yJyDGSvg3WBUzTAFfWALkPZseSyon-Qs1DS7Eoorayo2_NT9FnL3zWjrEemAl9WVTtaq2E_09_Pp4Ppw/s400/rafa+in+tears.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595931538794796898" /></a><br /><br />I really want to write about King Kenny on this topic, but I very well know I can’t do justice at all to it. One of the oldest memories is reading up on Hillsborough and how Kenny and Marina Dalglish conducted themselves and supported the families impeccably. It was probably too much for him to take as he quit as manager soon after, but he is back now, and what a wonderful person to have in charge of something you treasure most. It’s come a full circle for us on the touchline, it’s time to replicate it in the courtroom.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTYf8dKe_13WHwlq4SDbh27NSxUtT5AvEWw5ue1tsBU8r7PEuMgG-7ooksPOWGbjWoZzRwTox7IfDJ0erMfN76dCXWVQIYL8L3Eau827vq9HswSsGYuQeDFwSOEvACOa9rTPphC_PJOtU/s1600/kenny.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTYf8dKe_13WHwlq4SDbh27NSxUtT5AvEWw5ue1tsBU8r7PEuMgG-7ooksPOWGbjWoZzRwTox7IfDJ0erMfN76dCXWVQIYL8L3Eau827vq9HswSsGYuQeDFwSOEvACOa9rTPphC_PJOtU/s400/kenny.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595931993690205426" /></a><br /><br />Hillsborough is not a yearly formality, it teaches you lessons of life. For anyone following the progress and efforts of the families in getting justice, it is an eye opener and wake up call. Fighting the establishment, all for love. Hillsborough and Liverpool FC have taught me to see things in perspective, and go beyond the beautiful game. Hillsborough gets us all together, like Munich does for United, Ibrox does for Rangers and Heysel for Juve. It goes beyond the 90 minutes.<br /><br />No matter what I have done over the past few years, April 15th has always halted me for sometime. Whether I am happy or sad, in Calcutta, Pune anywhere, it’s a both sad and happy day. More than watching a United-Liverpool game at Anfield, I hope I can make my debut in the stands of the sacred stadium on some April 15th, and witness the memorial service in person. By then, I am also hoping the truth will be ‘officially’ out.<br /><br />Walk on, walk on. With hope in your heart. And You'll Never Walk Alone.<br /><br />Cheers,<br />A very very proud Liverpool F.C. supporter.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw-fkh437zP4cqkHnduSm75nZ21rp_RNk8kYrbtNDu6e5jgiY9rtXM2UAXLxjvAlCN2sESwqN4nVpISbr0iJRLA6wtdAmFtoG4Q88mDaXi6vx-KesJ4Nd1oLKbF2vRkMFhhCxIYHzUVpQ/s1600/kop.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw-fkh437zP4cqkHnduSm75nZ21rp_RNk8kYrbtNDu6e5jgiY9rtXM2UAXLxjvAlCN2sESwqN4nVpISbr0iJRLA6wtdAmFtoG4Q88mDaXi6vx-KesJ4Nd1oLKbF2vRkMFhhCxIYHzUVpQ/s400/kop.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595932385516525634" /></a>DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-66869676180118905142011-01-11T01:58:00.010+05:302011-01-11T03:13:33.116+05:30Some thoughts on the football scene, and the Sportskeeda interview with a promising talentJust today in office, knowing my Calcutta club cricket background, one of my seniors who has a 10 month old child asked, which cricket coaching should I put my child in after a few years? Hah. Paragraph OVER.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieCN5W1cBtVIz1Yi84gIMOu0TQkdAhFvTHaOW0X4ME2wgg6vKcWzelaQNJD8gCY4Bo6yUGXd6teNzYBjSUw-72NMGinmr-1PjamOxt5jmXMeibESuB0oP8rKtHw17TwB8ojWwiqRTb-NM/s1600/cccc.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieCN5W1cBtVIz1Yi84gIMOu0TQkdAhFvTHaOW0X4ME2wgg6vKcWzelaQNJD8gCY4Bo6yUGXd6teNzYBjSUw-72NMGinmr-1PjamOxt5jmXMeibESuB0oP8rKtHw17TwB8ojWwiqRTb-NM/s400/cccc.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5560663118549665698" /></a><br /><br />Maybe it's an after effect of the IPL auctions, but nothing seems to have changed in Calcutta. When I was young, contrary to the belief that Calcutta is the mecca of football in India, every child went to a cricket coaching. Including me. After being in Pune for 4 years and seeing the interest there, I have said this so often, Calcutta is the mecca of ugly student politics and <a href="http://keyboard-ink.blogspot.com/2010/07/priceless-lessons-learnt-on-streets-of.html">civic sense on the road</a>, not the beautiful game.<br /><br />Thankfully though, there is a bunch of young footballers coming up now, mostly (and not co-incidentally) from Delhi, who are giving it a shot to go play abroad. Why I say not co-incidentally Delhi is because I get an idea that there are schools and academies focused wonderfully on exposure and promotion of promise. That is so awesome to see. I am unaware, but obviously there will be other cities have great institutions focusing on non-cricket disciplines, and I look forward to seeing more of it. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2010/08/02/an-interview-with-upcoming-footballer-avyay-gujral/">Avyay Gujral</a> had a trial At Man City if I am not mistaken, played for Anderlecht youth set up, been to Brazil etc. <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2010/09/20/interview-with-upcoming-footballer-raghav-khurana/">Raghav Khurrana</a> plays in Canada now. Siddharth Mookerjee had short stints at big European clubs. Way to go!!! <br /><br />Thanks to Porush Jain of Sportskeeda, I got the chance to have a chat with one of them - Siddharth Mookerjee, a 17 year old, showing immense promise. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2011/01/01/young-indian-football-player-siddharth-mookerje/">You can check out the interview here. </a> I thank him for the quick response, and with the interaction I have had, he is indeed a great guy. Wishing him all the very best. :)<br /><br />A word here for <a href="http://sportskeeda.com">Sportskeeda</a>. This start-up is one to really look out for. Knows what it is doing, and it's focus on Indian sports, esp Indian football is heart-warming. Love them for it. Relentlessly trying to give Indian football its due, and doing a fabulous job. Big thumbs up for Porush and the team. It is not a shameless plug, these people are true sports and Indian sports lovers. It is worth supporting whole-heatedly.<br /><br />India's playing the AFC Asia Cup btw, if we are over the IPL hangover. :)DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-16629030706111986822010-11-16T02:03:00.006+05:302010-11-16T02:31:13.907+05:30Do us a favour, and stop giving interviews for a startThis is the classic rant, if ever there was one. But there are some good points in there at the bottom too I feel.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV4lh3p0OviEkDlKpt1P3LJD2FGx4uCFIEZ1XMxuP3iW2OFMIHe9g2D4tnkTAIHYCbeblZetVH97GAuJTGiQPkLhNSmNAscaMfykyu3S2AlbdIJs4pHIMuqXuEnwj_YbllVMVpwoBNzIQ/s1600/111111111.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV4lh3p0OviEkDlKpt1P3LJD2FGx4uCFIEZ1XMxuP3iW2OFMIHe9g2D4tnkTAIHYCbeblZetVH97GAuJTGiQPkLhNSmNAscaMfykyu3S2AlbdIJs4pHIMuqXuEnwj_YbllVMVpwoBNzIQ/s400/111111111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5539881342081044626" /></a><br /><br />To those who know me well, I like the old fashioned football system. Typical English football. No dives, no time wasting, a lot of fight, loyalty, some Hollywood balls, agents-can-fuck-off, give-managers-time are few of the traits that I’d love to see return to modern day football.<br /><br />Liverpool once went from 2nd to 5th and missed out on the champions league under Gerard Houllier, whose funds were urgently required at the time, and calls for his head were loud. He was surprisingly sacked the next season when we did much better than the previous campaign, and I was sad to see a manager leave. The example of Rafa would be much clearer. 7th from 2nd, europa league and what not. How the entire world was after him isn’t lost on me. Friends used to ask me on chat as the season progressed and results deteriorated : Still for Rafa? Yes. <br /><br />The idea was simple. One season from 2nd to 7th don’t make a manager worthless. It wasn’t working, fair enough, he has to take maximum blame. Given. But he was here for the long term, and I was terribly disappointed when he left. When Roy Hogdson came, like a lot of fans who irrespective of whether they liked the appointment or not, supported the man in charge. I did the same. Even blogged on it, I was backing him.<br /><br />Results went from worse to even worse. Admittedly, it was then, I realized I dint know anything about the man. No research. Probably holds true for the one who appointed him. Non footballing people appointing football managers. Way to go. Hindsight, yes. Agree.<br /><br />Results are bad enough. Fine. But there are other things that make me really wanna get a manager sacked in 4 months. For the first time ever.<br /><br />1. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1310784/Roy-Hodgson-tells-Liverpool-fans-Judge-10-League-games.html">‘Judge me after 10 games’</a> is what he said when the first couple of games dint produce a win. After 13 games, and performances for everyone to see, <a href="http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport/liverpool-fc/1211534-judge-me-after-38-to-55-games,-roy-hodgson-urges-liverpool-fc.html">he extends his judgment period conveniently to 38 to 55 games.</a> Weird range. Probably random numbers uttered under pressure. :P<br /><br />2. Unnecessary smartness : <a href="http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/clubfootball/news/newsid=1322960.html">When Riijkard was linked, he actually said<span style="font-weight:bold;">"I understand Rijkaard has just been sacked from Galatasaray - he must be a great manager to have been sacked by Galatasaray"</span> STINKS.</a> Said by a man sacked by Udinese, Blackburn, UAE International team and potentially Liverpool.<br /><br /><br />3. I feel for the man because to be fair, he has come into a very very difficult situation. But give the situation the respect it deserves. Keeping on ranting about how we are doing good, when quite visibly we aint isn’t winning any fans. Its probably for self-conviction, but come on. Speak the truth. From his first few interviews, I thought this man was someone who would say things as he saw. Straight forward. Wasn’t I wrong like Purslow. :P <br /><br />4. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1321329/Roy-Hodgson-Everton-defeat-best-Ive-seen-Liverpool-season.html">After the Everton game, where we lost 2-0 and dint create shit, he had the guts to tell the media that we played well. He said it was the best game under him. And that Everton were lucky to have a two goal cushion to defend. </a>Hah. After the loss against Blackpool, he decided to focus on the 2nd half performance where we couldn’t score 2 at home, completely ignoring the first half showing that best defines his reign. Bloody liar. It has become a joke between me and a fellow Red, we predict his interviews, especially in games when we are playing superb in his eyes. Every defeat has a lie. Vs Stoke, his interview seemed like its ok to lose here, its difficult. And his words made Stoke look like Barca. Shame.<br /><br />5. Tactics and player moves, fine I don’t understand anything. Novice. But letting go Aquilani and bringing in a 30 yr old reserve from the same club for 5 million doesn’t seem right. Juve would be ROFL right now. Selling a 21 yr old Argentine international left back, for a spent 29 yr old full back for 5 million is probably a steal? Konchesky is unbelievably PATHETIC. Pennant looked like Ronaldo the other night. Buying a Portuguese centre midfield international and playing him on the right wing where he visibly doesn’t have any clue is adaptation I believe. Oh yes Rafa made mistakes in the market. But Rafa did a lot of other things which this man cant even dream off.<br /><br />6. 10 Sept 2010. I put my weight behind David Ngog and Ryan Babel, who’s never really been given a proper chance at centre-forward at the club.” “We have Fernando Torres, we have good players who can play behind a lone striker.” “I will be using David Ngog and Ryan Babel in certain games to give Fernando Torres a rest and it’s up to them to prove to me that there’s no need to look further than them.”<br /><br /> 31 October 2010 – “A club like Liverpool shouldn’t have to rely on non-specialists like Dirk Kuyt or Ryan Babel ‘doing a job’ up front when they are primarily wide players.”<br /><br /><br />7. Away games this season:<br />Vs City – 0-3. Need I say more?<br />vs Birmingham – bad bad bad. No chances. Drab draw.<br />Vs United – 2-3, played well for 15 minutes. Good enough?<br />Vs Everton – 0-2 Created shit, could have been so many more.<br />Vs Bolton – Drab game. Nicked a win in injury time. Points matter, performance there to see.<br />vs Wigan – 1-1 Wigan turned in on after Liv scored. Thank God for a point.<br />Vs Stoke – 0-2 **** ***<br /><br />These are points that struck just now. Damn sure there will be more after I post this.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">13 away wins in 6 seasons </span>as Premiership manager with Blackburn, Fulham and Liverpool. How the hell can that be looked past while appointing him is beyond me? They chose to prefer last season Europa heroics of the man ahead of 20 years of success in Scandinavia or failures everywhere else. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Fun Fact</span> : Hodgson complained that his failure at Blackburn tarnished his reputation in England, whilst his record on the continent should have made him comparable to Sir Alex Ferguson: "Of course, my track record, if people bothered to study it, would put me in the same category as [Sir Alex] Ferguson enjoys today.<br /><br />Continent record : 4 Swedish titles, 1 Danish, 2 UEFA Cup runners up. #FML. If groomed well, he can be the West’s answer to Rakhi Sawant. His interviews, past and present. #FTW<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Fun Fact 2</span> : Stoke had more possession for the first time since they got promoted in the match last weeked vs Liverpool. All is well.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Fun Fact 3 </span>: This is his 19th job in 35 years of management. The experience is commendable but 19?<br /><br />I don’t mind a manager like Rafa who is perceived to be arrogant by the world, but who gives the Liverpool fan a feeling of being one of its own. I despise a manager who thinks he can fool everyone by being a politician in front of the mic. And being even worse on the pitch, esp when the fans are travelling.<br /><br /><a href="http://tomkinstimes.com/2010/11/hodgson-putting-the-gaffe-in-gaffer/">This link gives a compiled list </a>of Roy Hogdson's famous interviews after taking over. Even when he gets sacked, surprisingly i might feel bad somewhat. But now, 2am, a good time to rant and take the frustration out. The overall package of Hogdson aint workin for me.<br /><br />OUT NOW!!!! <br /><br />P.S. If in the remote possibility of Roy turning it around miraculously and surviving on merit, I ll be happy to admit defeat. Putting it up on the blog, so no chance of going back on it.<br /><br />P. P.S. #blamerafa for Global Warming.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-7279574463913463352010-11-13T17:52:00.008+05:302010-11-13T21:35:51.062+05:30Taking A. Raja's side. Good man. :POverdose of A.Raja. Well, if not him, someone else ofcourse. Anyway, returning to spoof and satire after months and hoping it goes ok. :)<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Being on A. Raja's side.<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span><br /><br />I was told in my childhood that we should always help people in need. And there is no one who needs help more than A. Raja at the moment. Poor guy.<br /><br />Say I was Ram Jethmalani. Why? Not a clever question. If he doesnt defend A. Raja, who will? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram_Jethmalani">This is his esteemed clientele.</a><br /><br />Or better still, imagine I am in some hot shot PR agency and have been hired by Raja to do the adidas. i.e. Repair his shattered image. Lets help him.<br /><br />1. Pray!<br />No, not so simple. Not the prayers that involve 'give me luck, give me strength to face the storm' etc. The more effective version would be 'give India another Kalmadi' , or 'please make Obama return to India'. Someone needs to replace him much like he replaced Kalmadi. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjio7ltT0K02Cf4i1dAac2pUqCgt_F1U8euqOGPBs4yL-T7RSdQehxyHWtsjeiFm3OLVUH3DxZBhpiYMdwXAzVNyVnswi4OI6iDoo7ihz1QCKtx9hqedem-FvUYaE_IINe-0br8cl7d_jc/s1600/One+of+the+steps+of+his+masterplan+involves+praying+for+a+new+Kalmadi.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjio7ltT0K02Cf4i1dAac2pUqCgt_F1U8euqOGPBs4yL-T7RSdQehxyHWtsjeiFm3OLVUH3DxZBhpiYMdwXAzVNyVnswi4OI6iDoo7ihz1QCKtx9hqedem-FvUYaE_IINe-0br8cl7d_jc/s400/One+of+the+steps+of+his+masterplan+involves+praying+for+a+new+Kalmadi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5539017380072251778" /></a><br />Praying for a new Kalmadi<br /><br />2. Lessons from the President!<br />As recent trends have shown, you can attempt to endear yourself to the general public by ending every English speech / byte with a 'Jai Hind', and put in a 'bahut bahut dhanyawad' somewhere in the middle regardless of your content. An unannounced trip to poor UP villages is another option but lets bunk that because it might become too obvious even for the intelligent folks who hoot and cheer on Rakhi ka Insaaf.<br /><br />3. Use the media! <br />Ok the media has screwed him. But the character of a politician is judged best by how he uses the media to his benefit. Appear on The Newshour on TimesNOW. This will work in two ways. One, people wont keep on saying that Raja dint face the nation. But more importantly, it will capitalize on the phenomenon that by being seen on the opposite side of Arnab Goswami automatically makes the persom get enormous sympathy from the young Indian audience. Raja will no doubt be a little worried as to how he would defend himself in such a massive nationwide platform, but hey, who are we kiddin? He wont get a chance to defend anyway. ;)<br /><br />4. Wealth-wishers advice.<br />Raja being where he is, will obviously have a lot of people much experienced in such passing situations. So he would be well advised to listen to such wealth-wishers. <br /><br />5. Precautions.<br />One major pointer that can bring about his fall would be appearing in the esteemed show mentioned somewhere above. Rakhi ka Insaaf. Lets say Raja does succumb to his obvious weakness and accepts the cash to appear on the show. Imagine Rakhi Sawant guy calling him impotent live on tv. Wooo. Prime minister, Media, Congres, if no one can make you resign, Rakhi will go a step further and probably abet a suicide. Problem solved. So beware.<br /><br />Ok, the man is in trouble and will probably have gone while this post is being read. But looking at the brighter side, he did manage to dislodge Rajnikant as the most talked about South Indian of the country presently. And trust me, THAT is no small feat.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-47986808576690154222010-11-06T02:36:00.010+05:302010-11-06T23:55:46.196+05:30Awesomeness = The Comedy Store \m/<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI-EZN02OvFEu8EdzEaIXJfxv9zztupeZbR7ie3rzd9-oUtBu48XqdGv3-0iz0Onxeo2PM3yferj4kP4xgFaRDEqNmAQwsSb1hSj_Gk8e329b5SFyePqs5iNsl3Ujh-fo307qG-QP_uIo/s1600/photo0063.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI-EZN02OvFEu8EdzEaIXJfxv9zztupeZbR7ie3rzd9-oUtBu48XqdGv3-0iz0Onxeo2PM3yferj4kP4xgFaRDEqNmAQwsSb1hSj_Gk8e329b5SFyePqs5iNsl3Ujh-fo307qG-QP_uIo/s400/photo0063.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5536400987482108626" /></a><br /><br /><br />In my life, through media and movies, and Terrorism, I have seen or learnt of various ways of committing suicide. Then I found a new method. Sitting in the front row, at the Comedy Store. Sure to be ripped apart. R.I.P.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Drink in hand, tears in your eyes, pain in the ribs, unforgettable experience in the mind.</span><br /><br />I have never vouched for a place so aggressively as I will for this one. I have never reviewed movies, or even favourite hangouts of mine in Calcutta, Pune or Bombay. Now though, I shamelessly pimp for the Comedy Store. This post has been a long time coming (my Godrej Bombay mates will agree :P) I love this place.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.thecomedystore.in/">The Comedy Store</a> is totally unique. It is located at the High Street Phoenix compound, in Bombay. That ofcourse is not its uniqueness. It is unique because of the unforgettable experience, and the unstoppable laughs. The best brand of humor and wit. Of sarcasm and innovation.<br /><br />The Comedy Store, originally from England has opened its first franchise outside of the UK, in Bombay. It is a place dedicated to quality stand-up comedy. No more of reality tv crap, nor the laughter of the i-will-tickle-till-you-laugh-or-change-the-channel kind. This is sheer awesomeness. <br /><br />The place has a medium sized auditorium, a full bar and a decent enough restaurant. You can take your food inside, and better still enjoy a night of good wit with your drink in hand. What else do you need?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.thecomedystore.in/">The Comedy store</a> works like this. 3 professional stand-ups, world renowned ( I admit I dint know about them until I googled past Russel Peters), perform for 2 hours. There are two shows each night. One around 8.30 and the second around 11pm. One local amateur performer is given a 10 minute slot in the middle, and they are as good as the pros. Ashish Shakya, who co-writes 'the week that wasn’t' on CNN IBN was one such performer, and I cannot forget the ‘Mamata Bannerjee needs to get laid’ sequence till the time I die. Its sheer awesomeness. Simply.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeV_sibl_BkzUr51GtogAQN304W0eVVUsj4Cnga_IJsC0Y1OMsb4o3eqLRvedvfh87sZZsKwPRLhBYwbqzh1yMU2u-9Rg2itBnJjb9gDp_HlNpY2excXSer-z02__dGm9ryHVPc0csvD0/s1600/aaaaaaaa.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 198px; height: 295px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeV_sibl_BkzUr51GtogAQN304W0eVVUsj4Cnga_IJsC0Y1OMsb4o3eqLRvedvfh87sZZsKwPRLhBYwbqzh1yMU2u-9Rg2itBnJjb9gDp_HlNpY2excXSer-z02__dGm9ryHVPc0csvD0/s400/aaaaaaaa.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5536402262482418002" /></a><br /><br /><br />One of the nights I was there, saw <a href="http://www.mickeyhutton.com/biog.htm">Mickey Hutton</a>, <a href="http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/whos_who_profile.php?id=77">Sean Meo </a>and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Wool">Glenn Wool</a>. Different styles. Same result. Laughing out Loud. Mickey Hutton was like an energy volcano, taking the audience by storm. Ripping apart the front row. Sean Meo was calm and quiet, the audience however wasn’t, in reaction to his jokes. Wool was the cowboy, strolling from here to there, with content that will make a dead man cry out with laughter.<br /><br />I went again, two days later to find more or less the same people performing, but it was new, and equally hilarious. I wish I could reproduce some of the jokes here. But I know it will be futile. The craziness cannot be replicated.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.weirdasscomedy.com/cms/">Vir Das’ professional comedy company Wierdass </a>performed one night. Experimental comedy, by an Indian troupe, highly commendable. The place looks like one which encourages new genres, new talent like the 10 minute slots, and how welcome is that? Wierdass attempted an experimental show based on the lines of Who’s line is it anyway. On the spot improvisations seemed a world away from forced laughter aided by Navjot Singh Sidhu’s background noise pollution.<br /><br />The place is expensive. 700 for passes for the show. The drinks and food aint on the lower side for sure. A pint costs around 175, and it had a toll on me, especially as I visited it 3 times in 10 days. But it is worth it. Because of its uniqueness, especially in moral-policed India. I went there for the 4th time, passes were sold out. :(<br /><br />It is a place frequented by celebs too. Imran Khan and Minisha Lamba were present on two different nights respectively. But that’s not even close to being the USP of the Comedy Store. The general audience is receptive, they add weight and value to the performers. Matured heckling takes place. It is class, all over.<br /><br />For anyone visiting Bombay, trust me, this place is a must. For my Pune friends, the thought of coming to Bombay just for a night of comedy will be laughed at initially, but you will laugh more anyway in here. <br /><br />THIS is THE place to be.<br /><br />PS : Don’t drink too much, it’s a 2 hour show and you would want to miss a minute of this laugh riot for going out to pee. The washrooms quite far. :P<br /><br />PPS : More laughter in everyone’s life. Amen.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-34487149229716775322010-10-15T12:26:00.022+05:302010-10-15T12:55:42.185+05:30'True' Story !!!When any sentence in this world with a reference to Hicks and Gillet contains the word 'true' , like the title of this post, it seems somewhat like an oxymoron. Isnt it? But then again, oxymoron contains the word moron. So all is well.<br /><br />Anyway, I have done two amateur comic spoofs before on <a href="http://keyboard-ink.blogspot.com/2010/05/to-chelsea-with-lots-of-love-p.html">Chelsea </a>and <a href="http://keyboard-ink.blogspot.com/2010/05/whats-big-deal-in-banning-websites.html">Pakistan</a>. Obviously, those were fake and made up. This however, is not. This is a true story. 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cursor:hand;width: 316px; height: 338px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggMAjxxfTbo1L4qgEt9v98XgnzX0KA3Vv8U-dAhryqSvxBshDtbfAD656jFEVWrOATzBTdEi4zNzI7hn_JvkguanoxQQMMOYvE82JE837dO2w7OzgpbO6cyTXG3PYZBYE1NzO_Jl7GURM/s400/12.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528166254320129874" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUgRgEVT75eBm-19MRm9x2Jlh-8e1XTSSdvtucZ1lPKHzP47YBbGYGmg0P6ThvjmrbE1a09TQ5_4TrQ8en8droVbjCFX4fREfuBkpdNt0W-u4V7Z3WGNx9e749adzsGt_D6ic24XWurQg/s1600/10.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUgRgEVT75eBm-19MRm9x2Jlh-8e1XTSSdvtucZ1lPKHzP47YBbGYGmg0P6ThvjmrbE1a09TQ5_4TrQ8en8droVbjCFX4fREfuBkpdNt0W-u4V7Z3WGNx9e749adzsGt_D6ic24XWurQg/s400/10.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528166676917695714" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEianjwA7ngd4TqyCb8r_RF4V1P8ESm7AwLjhmhmSCLSeLK57yhVfMmfIVKzhw8_44wR0Yv6RZHeHOPhNltIJpoumhWOEiEwBluDkfYhOOtzGjrdNmt8B-nGBrbSw-xYZPhsy1KyEdwjl44/s1600/13.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEianjwA7ngd4TqyCb8r_RF4V1P8ESm7AwLjhmhmSCLSeLK57yhVfMmfIVKzhw8_44wR0Yv6RZHeHOPhNltIJpoumhWOEiEwBluDkfYhOOtzGjrdNmt8B-nGBrbSw-xYZPhsy1KyEdwjl44/s400/13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528166832588935426" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I hope I am not speaking too soon by doing this one. Pray. :)<br /><br />Image Sources : Google.<br />Must See Video : <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO55BazkiZ4">Dear Mr Hicks</a>DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-21450013674845275302010-10-08T00:50:00.009+05:302010-10-09T21:08:48.299+05:30Who forgot the fans? And how? #LFC<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7HcaQHsHZF4zCGjnVS89fAVb1jF7uRC34aVrwQy5JjGhtoKF9eKpokrOIyXJHDGma0QO6BPFBGUGOg434WyjmG9asi3MheC-JhDRCLKP2RLIRpNPHusrWrhFwjtH9990ASzyt4MvpC1k/s1600/tom-hicks.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 313px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7HcaQHsHZF4zCGjnVS89fAVb1jF7uRC34aVrwQy5JjGhtoKF9eKpokrOIyXJHDGma0QO6BPFBGUGOg434WyjmG9asi3MheC-JhDRCLKP2RLIRpNPHusrWrhFwjtH9990ASzyt4MvpC1k/s400/tom-hicks.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5525388527071028114" /></a><br /><br />This piece was first posted on <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2010/10/08/liverpool-takeover-this-time-dont-forget-the-fans-please/">Sportskeeda.com</a><br /><br /><br />Isn’t it ironic, that on the day <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO55BazkiZ4">Hollywood producer and lifelong Red Mike Jefferies releases the fan video asking Tom Hicks to sod off</a>, Tom Hicks reminds everyone in case they forgot what he is made up of. Tom, no one needs reminding for the next 140 million years what you really are. Thank You. Ooh did i hear 140 million? Is that what he might lose out if the courts dont mess up? :P<br /><br />A couple of months back, I wrote this piece <a href="http://keyboard-ink.blogspot.com/2010/08/once-bitten-twice-shy-my-take-on.html">Once bitten twice shy</a>, which spoke about the apprehensions that the Liverpool fans will have irrespective of how many billions the new owner has to throw away. At that point, the man in question was Kenny Huang, backed by a Chinese fund worth much much more than Roman Abramovich, but even then, the fans were skeptical. And the same feeling exists as the Boston Red Sox owners come calling.<br /><br />In a recent poll at a very popular Liverpool fan website, <a href="http://www.anfieldroad.com/news/201009294034/fans-would-risk-9-point-loss-in-return-for-new-reds-owners.html/">97.6% said they would rather see that risk of a nine point deduction than let Hicks and Gillett spend another second in control of the club.</a> This, at a time when every point is important after the worst start to a season in half a century. Surprising it may sound, but being under G&H is like relegation anyway.<br /><br />Yes we all know how football is business, the insane amounts footballers earn, the insane prices exchanged during August and January. But how conveniently have we forgotten the root of all the money. Who pays the wages? Elementary question. Ans : The fans turn up each weekend, largely irrespective of results. They pay. The same fans buy merchandise that form an integral part of revenues. TV rights have changed the football world, haven’t they? What would they do if they din’t have an audience. The sponsors on the shirt. The sponsors on the advertising boards. Whom do they target? Same answer. The fans.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikE1HVGi3Oder7eTJnqRxGpPt09wAGRSe4ySneNzyxxIrQKVKoI-An9gpyiS62gTqp6VKU38-ZxXRS9v9i1rEQ2ihm40uBm696V-DjE5k50SGD_VpdfC6EvTw0YtJUId1nElpo8NxCONo/s1600/hicksgillettprotest20101003_350x197.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 197px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikE1HVGi3Oder7eTJnqRxGpPt09wAGRSe4ySneNzyxxIrQKVKoI-An9gpyiS62gTqp6VKU38-ZxXRS9v9i1rEQ2ihm40uBm696V-DjE5k50SGD_VpdfC6EvTw0YtJUId1nElpo8NxCONo/s400/hicksgillettprotest20101003_350x197.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5525387437561010498" /></a><br />Not clear enough ?<br /><br />Lets take an example closer to home. In India. Why is there no money in most sports apart from cricket? Because those sports don’t have the mass audience, or dedicated and interested fans. In cricket, the money is there, because for years, the people have turned up, showed madness. The sponsors sponsor cricket because of the people. They don’t sponsor other sports because of empty seats.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><blockquote>The reason why football is such a massive business is because the fans made it that way. How tragic and ironic that the same people are shoved to the background more often than not!!</blockquote><br /></span><br />In this age of glamour and big money football, how conveniently have we forgotten about the heart and soul of the game. The very reason of football. The same old loyal fans. Cutting across nationalities, race and occupation. The very drivers of football. Or for that matter any competitive sports.<br /><br />The fans don’t have the millions. Theoretically they don’t have financial stakes in the club. But the emotional stake they have is in one word, indispensable.<br /><br />It was so simple, wasn’t it?<br /><br />Whenever the new custodians take guard, be it tomorrow or God forbid sometime like next year, whoever they might be, the fans don’t care. As long as they are taken into the loop. As long as they are given their due. There is talk in the air that ShareLiverpool will have representation of some form in the management. Hope Kenny Dalglsih is involved too. After all, he is a fan too. The fans NEED to be engaged. If they are, if their interests are seriously considered, we get a happy family.<br /><br />Coming back to opinions on the Boston Red Sox owners taking over, it looks promising. Just like it did in 2007. Cut the crap. Everytime a club is bought, promises are made. It is a no brainer. And to think that just because they pulled the Red Sox out of trouble, will mean they will do the same to Liverpool is hilariously ridiculous. It is possible, yes. But only that.<br /><br />English football and Major league baseball are two different planets. The game is run differently. The rules of ownership, funds, player transfers, salary caps couldn’t be more contrasting. There, you cannot buy a franchise on leverage beyond a reasonable percentage. And that is non existent in the poor fore-sighted regulations of the Premier League. It would be naïve to think Liverpool can wake up one morning and replicate the Red Sox model or the Fenway Park-esque Anfield renovation plan. To succeed in Liverpool, they will need a new plan complete with customized ideas specific to this country and this country’s game. Let us not read too much into Red Sox’s stupendous success in the last 4 years.<br /><br />For reasonable audiences (:P) feeling that this ownership issue is merely diverting the focus from what the ‘real’ problem is. Relegation zone. Well, I dint start supporting Liverpool based on results. The situation makes me sad, but nothing changes at all. And I read somewhere today, no one has known a club in boardroom instability in such magnitude, and still been good on the pitch.<br /><br />Once bitten so hard, forever shy. Meanwhile, Gillet and Hicks. Fill in the blanks. F___ O__ NOW<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO55BazkiZ4">PS : Dear Mr. Hicks is a must watch.</a>DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-1490386068240148442010-08-07T17:11:00.003+05:302010-08-07T17:17:42.053+05:30How Roy Hodgson’s Liverpool will be different from Rafa’s.This was first posted on <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2010/08/06/how-roy-hodgsons-liverpool-will-be-different-from-rafas/">sportskeeda.com</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPKWljgy-SCcUqPAWZcObPop30PHcaqwKhowhtBcTn7mJv4bQmPJTSqi0YahR73hPvEWmAxCpcwiFv3YJSOVO4YHZxfbiKf_yzC0xwiwZ6s65XZtGRWt4ztuJykI5ZVNGLAeH_p7-GCWs/s1600/roy-hodgson_1670858c.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPKWljgy-SCcUqPAWZcObPop30PHcaqwKhowhtBcTn7mJv4bQmPJTSqi0YahR73hPvEWmAxCpcwiFv3YJSOVO4YHZxfbiKf_yzC0xwiwZ6s65XZtGRWt4ztuJykI5ZVNGLAeH_p7-GCWs/s400/roy-hodgson_1670858c.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5502633001718928946" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/liverpool/7866534/Liverpool-manager-Roy-Hodgson-pleads-with-Steven-Gerrard-to-help-him-rebuild-club.html">Source</a><br /><br /><br />This piece is on a topic that at first glance may seem unimportant. That was my first instinct too. But then I thought about it, and realized that even though we have just begun with Roy Hodgson, the signs of things to come can be seen.<br /><br />Yesterday night’s game between Liverpool and FK Rabotnicki in the Europa League qualifier 2nd leg was the first time I saw the Reds in action this season. It was the first time, I saw Roy Hodgson’s Liverpool in action. After 5 years and hundreds of games of Rafa Benitez’s Liverpool later, I had been accustomed to see a certain pattern whenever Liverpool played.<br /><br />When Rafa Benitez was removed, I was disappointed. I really loved the man, especially how he stood up to the owners. Onto matters on the pitch, he was a typical new generation continental manager. Rafa Benitez believed more in strategies and preparations over the flair and spontaneity of the players. His belief in caution before any experimenting was religious. He was good at what he thought, and there is no way his controversial press conferences makes him a bad manager. He is one of the best managers in the world, 7th place finish or not.<br /><br />So when Roy Hodgson was appointed the new manager, ahead of fancier names like Kenny Dalglsih, Manuel Pellegrini and Frank Riijkard, I did not really know what to expect. I was still unhappy over the removal of Benitez and the madness of the hierarchy in club affairs, and wasn’t entirely convinced that Roy was the man. But as every Liverpool fan in the land, it was our duty to back the manager. He deserved that. And hence, that is what we all did.<br /><br />I was waiting all along to see how different everything will be from now on. I started warming up to Roy Hodgson in the first couple of weeks of pre-season. His interviews and press conferences were typically blunt. Rafa had a template ready to certain questions. Roy said it like he saw it. He was honest enough about the uncertainty regarding the futures of Gerrard and Torres. He even went on to accept a Ronaldo-esque bid would probably mean Torres leaving.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnayKtLjgZa-sRi2WfzY9jTUF9vTlsqE1oSb_8KnPoywOoSQi75yHxoJyo5O50ffNd3MZGzB1oQgfc8rAYloKmpK6uoR4hsLXFaGyG6nrbiPvlIy4nt_MPw4mXmx2Cbp8wK2g19oAxpHA/s1600/Rafael+Benitez.jpeg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 202px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnayKtLjgZa-sRi2WfzY9jTUF9vTlsqE1oSb_8KnPoywOoSQi75yHxoJyo5O50ffNd3MZGzB1oQgfc8rAYloKmpK6uoR4hsLXFaGyG6nrbiPvlIy4nt_MPw4mXmx2Cbp8wK2g19oAxpHA/s400/Rafael+Benitez.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5502632622269416274" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Should-Liverpool-Rafa-Benitez-stay-or-go-Two-former-Reds-give-their-verdict-plus-join-in-the-debate-article392543.html">Source</a><br /><br />And then to the first game I saw. Trust me; the changes were small but unbelievably prominent.<br /><br />Dani Pacheco had just come back a days earlier from his exploits for Spain’s U-19 team. He is an 19 year old rookie. Joe Cole had played for half a game in the last many months. There was no way Rafa, the perfectionist that he was, would make them play 90 minutes. Roy had no hesitation in doing so. Martin Kelly, in his 2nd start teamed up with Dani Pachecho on the left. Two rookies, allowed to express themselves. In the previous regime, a senior- pro would be there to help the junior out. Little changes like I said.<br /><br />In the previous regime, the first movement on the bench would always take place around the 65th minute. The first substitution always took place a few minutes after that. Irrespective of how the game was poised. (Apart from a few cases, most famous of which was Didi Hamann coming on as the half time sub at Istanbul). Yesterday, Roy made his 2nd change, before 65.<br /><br />Rafa Benitez was someone who was never satisfied. He wanted more. Gerrard used to say in interviews that a pat on the back meant so much because it was so rare. I had gotten used to that line of thought. And then after yesterday’s game when Liverpool could have scored over 10 goals, when Roy was asked whether he was happy with the performance, here was his reply.<br /><br />“It’s enough. One more (goal) than the opposition is always enough. I am perfectly satisfied”.<br /><br />There are the changes. No two managers are similar, but from what I see, these two in question are opposite poles. Roy is typically English. Direct. It is still early days but I believe this trend will continue. Maybe that is what Liverpool needed. A low profile, wheeler-dealer type of a manager, but strong enough to make his own mark on the team.<br /><br />We will see a lot more youngsters thrust into the action. We will see spontaneous decision making. We will have a lot more blunt interviews.<br /><br />Liverpool are going through a transition. The new manager is very different from the previous one. How I wish I’d be able to say that for the owners as well.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-35605670836828493252010-08-05T05:53:00.010+05:302010-08-05T17:31:09.206+05:30Once bitten, twice shy : My take on the Liverpool takeover saga.(This piece was first posted at <a href="http://www.sportskeeda.com/2010/08/04/once-bitten-twice-shy-a-fans-take-on-the-liverpool-takeover-saga/">sportskeeda.com</a>)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz1E34Rek3A9dZxhyHo0byz3TBkK0AJznMVF_LKgwUVhJECDmLabRW2YMSXm9FjlRufPJ1XAnNT05DfxdLi_Jh84qWDPry7Iamo6E9QhD7pubk3QLMDUN4cgKNze17sLWLTBlSeGn_D28/s1600/Liverpool_banner_Thanks_But_No_Yanks_625177.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz1E34Rek3A9dZxhyHo0byz3TBkK0AJznMVF_LKgwUVhJECDmLabRW2YMSXm9FjlRufPJ1XAnNT05DfxdLi_Jh84qWDPry7Iamo6E9QhD7pubk3QLMDUN4cgKNze17sLWLTBlSeGn_D28/s400/Liverpool_banner_Thanks_But_No_Yanks_625177.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501714948998044066" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.sportydesktops.com/Liverpool-banner-Thanks-But-No-Yanks/3673/">Source</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">At the end of a storm, there is a golden sky.<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span><br /><br />These famous words from Liverpool’s famous anthem, has become a prayer for the fans. Last season’s spectacular free fall, especially after being 4 points away from the title in 2009, qualifies as a storm that has taken the wind out of the football club. Not just on the field played a part, events off the field were more distressing. <br /><br />As the world cup got over, and pre-season began, uncertainty was the only constant in the club. Then the good news started trickling in. The new manager landed Joe Cole, a coup. The heart and soul of the team, Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres committed themselves to Liverpool. And then, news of potential movement in the process of selling the club appeared. Which looked good in the beginning. Promising. <br /><br />And here is where all the fans must stop. And not get carried away. <span style="font-weight:bold;">Caution</span>!!!!<br /><br />For the fans, so easily cheated last time when Hicks and Gillet took over after many convenient lies, there is no way they can dissect and analyse the bids from their homes. How the people in charge failed to see past the lies, lies and more lies last time the club was sold was unbelievable. Yes Hicks and Gillet were wealthy, but a google search would tell you what their track record of owning sports teams were. Terrible. At this point of time therefore, the fans are hoping, and praying that the men in charge, show half as much passion that they have, for one of the greatest clubs in the world.<br /><br />Lets look at the stories of the main bids that have come through.<br /><br />Keneth Huang’s reported interest is exactly the type of thing Gillet and Hicks were born to oppose. The owners have made it clear that their sole intention is to earn a major profit. This declaration of intent has to be the only time they have spoken the truth. The reported takeover plan focuses on buying out the loan and using the resulting leverage to pressurize and oust the owners and not give them the parting profit they undeservingly expect. The source of funds for this bid is unclear now, but the fact Huang has bypassed the two owners in negotiations so far, is something that would delight the Anfield faithful. Reports suggest that this offer could be the best, as it would practically have the backing of China, along with massive scope for major deals by entering into the massive Chinese market, which is yet to be fully tapped.<br /><br />Whether the Chinese are bidding for us because we wear all red, is up for debate. :P<br /><br />The other player, Syrian Yahya Kirdi, has announced that he is in the final stages of talks and that a price has been decided. With whom? Yes George Gillet. Reason enough to distrust him? That’s probably going too far, but no Liverpool fan would be disagreeing with it at the moment. That is the amount of distrust the fans have. The fact that Kirdi is also a good friend of Gillet Junior doesn’t help. Many suggest that this bid and the public statement is a stalling tactic, aimed at delaying the potential Huang takeover. Only time will tell, but like I said, anything with close proximity to the owners just doesn’t sound good enough.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />ONE AND ONLY RULE TO BE FOLLOWED</span>: If George Gillet says it’s a good deal, IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD DEAL.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguor00_VSmmrCNnlpZxAqRhK3FMbVAMWUZ2ppi00W4YuaX7aljF4OFJFL0GOi32ybwcusi7QazdZkpYgUaZmk4rU-RfE_uFf7c51NgNuErDQVElJDl8X4oGn9ZBmsatMDM_LS3gNT1awg/s1600/t9nsw36syv5s.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguor00_VSmmrCNnlpZxAqRhK3FMbVAMWUZ2ppi00W4YuaX7aljF4OFJFL0GOi32ybwcusi7QazdZkpYgUaZmk4rU-RfE_uFf7c51NgNuErDQVElJDl8X4oGn9ZBmsatMDM_LS3gNT1awg/s400/t9nsw36syv5s.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501715669478276034" /></a><br /><a href="http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2010/03/built-by-shanks-broke-by-yanks.html">Source</a><br /><br /><br />Usual stalling tactics apart, it wont be surprising if things get dirty. Hicks and Gillet might pay their way through false articles etc about the individuals or companies they don’t want to sell to. We don’t know, plus we cant know. Isnt it justified for fans to be cynical in such an environment?<br /><br />Martin Broughton is a reputed professional. He was brought in to oversee the sale. Christian Purslow is the CEO. And more importantly a vote in the board. Both of them, at the end of the day, were handpicked by the owners. Cynical again, yes, but how unfair is to criticize the fans for not trusting anyone remotely linked with the Americans. The truth however is, the fans have to trust them. Because they don’t have a choice. The club is at their mercy.<br /><br /><br />The best bid might not be the highest bid. From what has been gathered through the media, the Kirdi offer seems to be the highest, and hence unsurprisingly finds support from the owners. But whether they will have the resources for sustainable investment in the long run is suspect. There is a sense of caution here because in 2007, Gillet and Hicks did exactly this. They had a sizable offer accepted, but dint have anything to fulfill the promises. The stadium completion date incidentally, was August 2010. <br /><br />This reminds me of our old manager. Rafa Benitez. One of the reasons for which I was sad to see him leave was him seeming to stand up to the management. In a way, he was representing us. This doesn't hide the on field disasters, but he looked as if he was fighting the devils. Thats why i loved him.<br /><br />On another topic, I have always been someone old fashioned. I do not like situations like these where the fans, the ones who make your club, are effectively as good as non existent. It is too much business. Too much.<br /><br />The news of Gerrard and Torres committing are welcome, but however important that might be, the main story is yet to break. Gerrard and Torres’ presence would affect the next few years. The new owners, will write Liverpool’s future. Way beyond those few years. <br /><br />Once bitten, twice shy, is not a cliché for nothing.<br /><br />P.S. And remember. ONE AND ONLY RULE TO BE FOLLOWED: If George Gillet says it’s a good deal, IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD DEAL.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-40181180467763406132010-07-22T16:22:00.019+05:302010-07-22T19:01:00.948+05:30Priceless lessons learnt on the streets of Calcutta.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2_fXgIvk3nMnZHFTFq4p59pWSaLi9GjKePE89nSD0BClSOs2XfnWVPgZPmmBMVMQNX7FOqSdT7Nan3ORuGs3H3em0jhgrthPzsq7UiFb1H46iU6JINyr6mJjfbTJB1Bdq_ZTtciQtIG0/s1600/5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 273px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2_fXgIvk3nMnZHFTFq4p59pWSaLi9GjKePE89nSD0BClSOs2XfnWVPgZPmmBMVMQNX7FOqSdT7Nan3ORuGs3H3em0jhgrthPzsq7UiFb1H46iU6JINyr6mJjfbTJB1Bdq_ZTtciQtIG0/s400/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496713345804651010" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://censorcinepublicity.com/why_we">Image Source.</a><br /> <br />If I had to put it very mildly, the driving experience in the streets of Calcutta is a f****g nightmare. I wouldn’t wish this even on any Manchester United player.<br /><br />I am not joking. It’s in our genes to drive like mad. I know a lot of people would say nothing beats Bombay traffic and all, yeah ok. Whatever. It can’t be this bad. Here is an example.<br /><br />It was December 2007. I was with a very close friend of mine from Calcutta, Vivek. I had a bike and we met, roamed, and had a good time all day. On our way back to Malad from town side, we got stuck in a massive traffic jam in the highway around the airport area. Now there must have been a long line of around 20 cars each, in all the 3-4 lanes those were standing still. Imagine the length of the jam. The advantage of having a bike is of course, you can slip into the gap between two lanes and make some ground. We found, to our delight, that enough space was left in between two very well mannered lanes for us to really travel quite some distance until we encountered a car that, neither was in one lane, nor the other. Like a fool, his front was in one lane and his rear in the next. And hence he blocked our merry ride.<br /><br />Yes, that car had a WB (West Bengal) number plate. I and Vivek could only exchange that ‘we know these people’ look.<br /><br />Let's be positive. Let us look for positive points. Let us learn from all this. Following are the various invaluable lessons I have learnt from the streets of Calcutta.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">01. History </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd63bjmiY8Pw3cpsUO4DjUjANi8oHunrHwuCQExS23GN8d0wsfyVTfvYresfr9Ht81-N3AIcK3ZHfrmQDhdG8QKLT3fp2AURusDyFgnnm1rgpVjR1L9Mnsgcoa3XYnZ4609rABsWRB3rQ/s1600/6.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 146px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd63bjmiY8Pw3cpsUO4DjUjANi8oHunrHwuCQExS23GN8d0wsfyVTfvYresfr9Ht81-N3AIcK3ZHfrmQDhdG8QKLT3fp2AURusDyFgnnm1rgpVjR1L9Mnsgcoa3XYnZ4609rABsWRB3rQ/s400/6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496713558996222834" /></a><br /><a href="http://kiwitobes.com/wiki/Kolkata.html">Image Source.</a><br /><br />Instead of calling Calcutta a metro, you can call it a retro.<br /><br />The Government which has been in power in Calcutta since pre historical times wants the kids to not only read their history, but also feel it. Total awesomeness!!! What an idea! Hence, we got trams in the city. And hand held rickshaws. Even in times of modernization, we don’t forget our roots.<br /><br />Trams are funny. They are 2 compartments long. And still manages a first class and second class area. Even though they look like little trains, they are absolutely not. Because as a friend recently told me, they stop right away if you show them a stop signal with your hands.<br /><br />Hand held rickshaws. Yeah the name says it all.<br /><br />Where else in the world would you see, in the year 2010, a tram, an Ambassador taxi, Mini bus a hand held rickshaw, and a new Honda Civic, all side by side in a traffic signal. Its like the Calcutta of 1950s has been superimposed on the present day Calcutta. Impressive. Superb and unique.<br />(I think the dude who bought a Civic in Calcutta was high when he decided to buy it).<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">02. Who the God of Calcutta is?</span><br />I always thought Saurav Ganguly is the God of Kolkata. No. The bus drivers are. They drive these little (yes little, called mini) buses which have wooden floor through which you can easily see all the road beneath you. Oh that’s not the point. These bus drivers are really the rulers of the city. When you are on the road, remember they can do anything. So be prepared. They can stop, start, stop again, swerve, accelerate, scare, entertain, drift anywhere anytime.<br /><br />The second* best characteristics these people have is their enormous amount of skill. Look, I know bus accidents happen so much in cities like Delhi. But my point is in Calcutta, even though they drive in the craziest possible way, the fatal accident frequency is much less. There are two reasons for this apart from the obvious skill these drivers possess. One : Everyone drives like them. Even the taxis, cars, autos try their best. So everything gets cancelled out. This is to Delhi’s disadvantage. And reason number Two : The people of Calcutta are not dumb. If they are in Calcutta, they know what to expect. So I guess they take the necessary precautions.<br /><br />*(the best characteristic by the way is having strong political backing).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">03. The stuff that are written on the rear of buses and trucks are to be taken seriously.</span><br />We have all seen all kinds of crap written at the rear end of buses and trucks all over the country. Have we ever thought about the good intentions of the driver to warn us beforehand? No we never have. But in Calcutta, you must read them in all seriousness.<br /><br />Many buses have ‘Danger’ written. Self Explanatory.<br />Some buses write ‘Stop.’ Yes, please stop if you don’t want your life to stop.<br />Some write stuff like ‘blow horn’ and ‘awaz karo’. Please.<br />Some have religious lines written. Like ‘Om namah Shivay’ or ‘Joy Ma Kali’. This means they are telling us to pray. Pray for our lives. Simple and direct. I like that.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">04. Increases Current affairs and Political Awareness </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOv2uo_MlmwD1mQAqPaET5O3-N9kKqWlZTRZzWPHayuLhfu10TAQcAYtA8LqhIMaP6QxCRul_klH7eN-6tbnoZ0iquQsEMTwJj8TFP6R3wloT421HXvr6vhgznMTk0w92xcJ0xOcDhg3w/s1600/11.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOv2uo_MlmwD1mQAqPaET5O3-N9kKqWlZTRZzWPHayuLhfu10TAQcAYtA8LqhIMaP6QxCRul_klH7eN-6tbnoZ0iquQsEMTwJj8TFP6R3wloT421HXvr6vhgznMTk0w92xcJ0xOcDhg3w/s400/11.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496714086837154498" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.mynews.in/image_gallery.php?&iid=10144&cat=S19">Image Source.</a><br /><br />True. The fear of the scary Calcutta roads and the even scary political players in the city makes you forcibly keep up to date with the political scene of the state. So that you know when and where a massive rally or march has been planned on the roads(monthly), or when they have <a href="http://keyboard-ink.blogspot.com/2010/07/my-2nd-report-on-faking-newscom-bandh.html">called a bandh</a>(4 times a year) , or when the taxis are on strike (4 times a month) and so on. All this for your benefit. That’s why Calcutta kids know their politics well.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">05. Impossible is nothing.</span><br />There is this Russell Peters joke when he says in Vietnam, he saw a whole family of 6-7 people on a scooter. If you have seen this and got shocked, you haven’t seen Calcutta. Or rather Russell hasn’t seen Cal. 8 people in an auto rickshaw. In Pune, only 3 used to sit in these ricks. Illegally 4. Here openly, in the main street at 10am in the morning. I was in one rick with 7 other people. 4 at the back. 4 at the front. Perfect balance.<br /><br />Imagine a situation where you are in the left most lane in a 4 lane road. And say 10 metres from the crossing and you have to take a right turn. Problem? No problem. Just cut lanes, everyone here does that in their sleep. Distance doesn’t matter. Just cut lanes and go wherever you want to. It also gives a sense of confidence. And confidence is such a good thing.<br /><br />I sincerely believe that the person in Adidas who came up with the tagline ‘Impossible is nothing’ did so while travelling in this city.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">06. Increases faith in God.</span><br />Even the strongest of atheists have had their moments of fear and faith in this jungle. To be fair to them, it is not their fault. Anyway, we all must have noticed how Bengali mothers are extra attentive towards what religious lockets and stones their children are wearing (eg Ganguly). That can also be related to this I think.<br /><br />It is not only in the madness and congestion do Calcuttans remember God. We also express gratefulness whenever we see an open stretch of road with no pedestrian taking a jolly walk on the road while talking on the cell phone. We also take His name whenever we are leaving or entering home.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">07. One should never curse the police. Sympathize with them.</span><br />A common site in Calcutta is policemen resting in the nearby paan/cigarette shop. And not be on duty in the crossing. Think about it. Isn’t he doing the right thing by caring for his life more than ours? We all are selfish.<br /><br />Also, it is terribly difficult to catch drunk drivers in the city. Because everyone drives like that.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">08. Anger management.</span><br />No you don’t need to spend those thousands of rupees for enrolment in an anger management course. Just drive and ride for a reasonable duration here, and you will learn you lessons pretty well. And practicals are way more effective that theoretical lectures anyway.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">09. Video Game practice.</span><br />Pretty obvious. NFS etc can stop brainstorming on how to make their locations more realistic and all, because in Calcutta, people drive cars like they play video games. Nothing can be more realistic than this. Have introduced buses already, but a lot of cars too, do the same. Here, there, fast slow, turn, stop, maneuver, crash, reset and the loop repeats.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10. Miscellaneous Lessons</span><br />Calcuttans love their chats. We call it adda. In these times of modern communication, adda has spread to mediums like mobile phones in the middle of the roads.<br /><br />New swear words can be learnt. Mostly directed to people who break the rules, and since so many do so, more words can be heard and added to the vocab.<br /><br />People realize getting up early is not only good for general health, but also essential for reaching places on time. Emptier streets in the mornings. Sense of punctuality sets in too.<br /><br />If you have just banged your car or met with a small accident, you can always blame the buses and taxis in your explanation to the parents back home. They would believe you 100 percent.<br /><br />A two lane road means a one lane road actually. Because one lane would always have parked cars. A one-lane stretch basically means go to lesson no. 06.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOLlMfMwlecDD8Mo_iHXR3y5pWUCiotSGDjeQk0Qbm57OG5FQi5VY8N_Ge-LQVKfNnH62cH_Y441TRcQ72Hh7fRALPmuBRMMjhX9EuetELGHe88V7JtZxznkdfE2dk5p1aSDDhE893aH0/s1600/india--west-bengal--66052.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOLlMfMwlecDD8Mo_iHXR3y5pWUCiotSGDjeQk0Qbm57OG5FQi5VY8N_Ge-LQVKfNnH62cH_Y441TRcQ72Hh7fRALPmuBRMMjhX9EuetELGHe88V7JtZxznkdfE2dk5p1aSDDhE893aH0/s400/india--west-bengal--66052.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496714517872157042" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.globosapiens.net/india-travel/West+Bengal/Kolkata.html">Image Source.</a><br /><br />-x-<br /><br />For fellow Calcuttans reading this, May God bless us all. For everyone else, this is like a warning really, and you are welcome.<br /><br />If someone thinks I am bluffing or exaggerating, please scroll up and see the subtitle of my blog. Moreover, frustrated minds , like drunkards, don’t tend to lie.<br /><br />Most of the stuff my parents said to me in my childhood like Studying s good, and that drinking is bad etc have all come out to be rather dubious. But one thing they said truly stands out. Well proven in due course of time. <span style="font-style: italic;">“If you learn to drive in the streets of Kolkata, you can drive anywhere in the world”</span>. I dont know how much i have learnt to drive but i sure have learnt so many other important things.<br /><br />P.S. I love Calcutta. <br />And Sorry for the longish post. Just couldn't stop rambling.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-12532862985241491162010-07-17T21:42:00.023+05:302010-07-19T12:40:37.455+05:30Stories to tell, or stories to sell?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH3An968wzp5W1MJ9nSRapTtJN96OOroSZtDSN0hNkkxjlUD7tQC2JQGPvpov9xnYAdB6m2qZ8WhSGyvQfoPXaiarknKysyWjmmub3djZNZmUY2BBGa8gYmADxPSr9MyCLS9ei4E2WjCw/s1600/common-man-rk-laxman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH3An968wzp5W1MJ9nSRapTtJN96OOroSZtDSN0hNkkxjlUD7tQC2JQGPvpov9xnYAdB6m2qZ8WhSGyvQfoPXaiarknKysyWjmmub3djZNZmUY2BBGa8gYmADxPSr9MyCLS9ei4E2WjCw/s400/common-man-rk-laxman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494935893274916418" /></a>
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<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">** Is the Indian media biased, irresponsible and like a wild animal out of control?
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<br />SMS N to 54321 if you are from Star News.</span>
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<br />In a subject such as media, the terms quality and responsibility are interlinked. Often one would find that irresponsible matter, complete with all the masala is after-all of poor quality. That is the reality of Indian media today according to me.
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<br />Like so many of us, when I was in school, I used to be a TV addict. Because I was very lazy and dint have much else to do. Then I moved out of home and for the past four years of college, I stayed either in a hostel or a rented room, with no access to television. The only times I did watch TV, at friends’ places, were on the weekends when the football was on or during the IPL. Did I really miss much?
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<br />India is massive. What you and I think, might not find agreement with a majority of citizens. We must keep in mind the varying tastes, requirements and wishes of an entire country while attempting to answer a question like this, or rather dismissing it as a stupid question.
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<br />Which divides media into two categories. One : the entertainment media. Who should provide what the larger Indian audiences want like mentioned above. Responsible or not, they need people to watch their stuff. Two : The media we trust for the truth : For important current affairs that affect our lives. Like news channels. Unlike the previous category this form of media, before looking at what the audiences like, ought to focus primarily on the truth. The important stuff. Most probably the non glamorous stuff. But who are we kidding?
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<br />The entertainment section of the media by the way, also doesn’t find appreciation from me. Especially the dumb serials. But then again, the channels and the shows have their priority in addressing what the consumer needs. Imagine people from across the land wanting a break from their daily monotonous routines and wishing to see such dramas. Fair Play. Irresponsible yes. Due to the quality. But then they are in a genre where they can get away with it. The other category cant.
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<br />Saas Bahu serials actually target the best audience possible in my opinion. Awesome marketing strategies. You see, the boss of the house is often the ladies. :P So in the evenings, when a mom puts her foot down and says I want to watch my favorite serial, the others in the household have no choice. So the kids who have nothing to do then, and the tired dad from office would settle down on the sofa and watch what the boss is watching. So basically the serial that targeted one set of eyeballs from that particular house now has four. Genius. Haha. Such silly reasoning i had used before when i wroteabout the <a href="http://keyboard-ink.blogspot.com/2010/05/why-ipl-is-most-important-news.html">misplaced priorities of the Indian media in an earlier blogpost.</a> On the same lines.
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<br />Jokes apart the average quality is actually way below average.
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<br />Our media is not as sad as in some countries of the world. Its 'free'. Yes. But haven't we taken it too far. After a certain point, doesn't it resemble a biscuit or soap (sorry for bad examples, please get the point) industry with new players entering everyday with crap. Atleast their biscuit counterparts might have a quality product. Obviously, the freedom is there to be exploited. The regulators perhaps are busy removing adult content from channels and not even interested in what other sub-standard products are shown.
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<br />Coming to the favorite whipping boy of this debate. News Channels. 24 hours mind you. Or scripted news. #Youprefer. I won’t be surprised if one day I logged onto this ’ No.1 Indian News Channel’s website’ and found an advert of a political party. Because few months back I actually saw a reporter blog about how the Youth Congress is the best organization to sign up for, on the same website. I wouldn’t be surprised if Manish Tewary disclosed his current address to be ‘CNN-IBN / NDTV studios.’ I wouldn’t be surprised if Rajiv Pratap Rudi is officially given the post of ‘Prime time National TV debater’ of his party, instead of the spokesperson tag he now has. Maybe we will also have a dedicated twitter correspondent reporting live from twitter in the future. New job profiles, new posts created, good for the country I guess.
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<br />I love debates, but 17 debates on 17 channels at the same time are more like an obsession now, rather than a necessity. Its like if you have a 24/7 news channel, you will have to compulsorily keep aside one hour for live debates. Some are thoroughly enjoyable and interesting, the rest are just time-wasting. Yellow Card please.
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<br />Less said about the hindi 'NEWS' channels, the better. 30 minute special show for Dhoni dyeing his hair black, or Shah Rukh Khan tweeting about his meeting with Shakira. Mockery of the free media? Responsible? Enough said.
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<br />I do not intend to go on a media bashing zone, even though personally I am shocked by them. But in a country we live in, I believe that hoping for a 100 percent free media, or even 100 percent independent ‘sections’ of media is difficult to achieve. The channels won’t come up if someone was not watching. Sections of the masses want such masala. Even in their news.
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<br />These channels, to their credit, have launched various initiatives that are significant. They have dug up important issues. And brought about action too. The election analysis, not having to wait for next day’s newspaper to find who won in the remotest corner of the country. Getting reports throughout the day of important issues. We just cannot do without it. Credit to them for all their good work. But then again, aren’t those their duty? Responsibility. Hence in such a world, the negatives would just overshadow the good work they might be doing. I feel too bored to even mention how these channels, in an attempt to go one up on the other cover real life tragedies and stick microphones up the faces of victims. Responsible and ethical coverage? We know the answer.
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<br />I wish the shocking content on shows, especially hindi news shows could be declared as criminal offense. How i wish The channels would be sentenced to 100 hours of community service, or in this case 100 hours of no-nonsense content. Wouldn't that be an impossible sentence to carry out for them? Haha. If another miracle was possible and we could don Pakistani hats for a day or so in this regard and then proceed on a banning spree, that would be nice too. :P
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<br />How about the other major forms of media?
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<br />During my initial college years in Pune, often I used to read some 'important' report and attempt to discuss it with my best friend there, who was a localite. She would simply dismiss anything I would say the moment I uttered that it was from a certain XYZ or ‘T’YZ newspaper. The feeling among the localites were so strong, I was amazed. Later on, I understood why. I found out that the paper in question had a 4-6 page supplementary edition celebrating Sharad Pawar’s birthday. Celebrating anyone’s birthday that had their loyalties towards the Congress or NCP.
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<br />Its an open secret , here in Calcutta, about which Bengali daily writes in favour of the ruling party. And which paper admires ‘didi’ more than ‘dadu’. Which channels you must watch if the ruling party has erred. And which channels you must tune into when the opposition is embarrassing themselves. Its fun really. LOL. When I was a child, my mom used to tell me about these alleged allegiances. If I was born a few years later, trust me I wouldn’t need anyone to tell me all this, so obvious it has become now.
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<br />Again, hoping for 100 percent unbiased opinions and no-nonsense is an idealistic thought. But just doesn’t seem right here. In the small newsletters we bring out in college etc, we put in stuff we actually wouldn’t put in an ideal scenario, but have to so that we can attract some more students.
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<br />Thank God for internet, and faster broadband connections. The savior. One would rightly say, just like the world wide web, even in television and print media, you have the option of rejecting the ones you don’t feel are upto the mark. I agree. But then, a lot of Indian households don’t have that 2nd TV set. I feel even though it’s in our hands to see what we want and dismiss what we don’t, nothing compares to the internet in this context. It is bigger than everything else.
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<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">“** At this point, since we are running out of time, and the advertisements have to be shown, let’s see how the votes have come in. Slight majority saying YES, and we always poll only in the metros.”</span>
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<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">What to do ? Clueless.</span>
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<br />How can we improve? The problem is that if such standards are maintained or further lowered for a reasonable time frame, children grow up with them. I grew up with television. It influenced me. We obviously need better people heading media houses. I don't know what else really. Cut down on nonsense time fillers. Some regulation limiting the launch of channel after channel. Public debates are a good way to go deep into issues, but only when necessary. Not like a compulsion. The journalists on the field must not be under orders to get whatever you can. And that too before anyone else. They must be briefed to get stories that are relevant. That add value. Fun and games are always refreshing though, a good laugh is always welcome in serious media.
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<br />I love the way the movies are made in India nowadays. Atleast some of them. That is also a form of media. The Anurag Kashyaps use this vast platform constructively to tell beautiful stories. Movies influence and touch us so much. But cinema is misused too. Probably to write off black money or whatever. Haha. Jokes apart, I mean some movies try so hard to be good that they are awful. Especially the ones starring rich kids of filthy rich producers. So what matters is what kind of people are in the business. Who are leading these films. How much talent and honesty they have. That goes a long way indeed in determining what the quality of the end product is. This is comparable to our news media.
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<br />Like the name of my blog suggests, I am an inhabitant of Planet Media. And so are you. Good thing is, we got remote controls with us. Thank God for that.
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<br />The power of the media to influence minds and bring about changes are infinite. And we all know what comes with great power. One last thing, popular media also to an extent reflects the state of the nation. And its' people. India is no different. The popular media could be a mirror.
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<br />In mainstream media today, the only ‘news’ related things that are absolutely true to their name are FakingNews and The Week that Wasn’t. :) That's it.
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<br /><a href="http://blog.blogadda.com/2010/07/14/is-indian-media-responsible-biased-freedom-journalism">Part of a Blogadda contest : Is Indian Media, misusing its freedom? </a>
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<br />DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-23392078651829023162010-07-08T16:34:00.007+05:302010-07-22T06:29:29.943+05:30My 2nd report on Faking News.com -- Bandh = Earth Hour<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja0DhpOrGss8eAEMydcn_rxZP1atdymxLkLZyVsxtvCHgRGBDYophiF2OvyhRtWv13pgnkpNYoXyXYJgnYLThKsg4DD-yTiG1dnC9avyO5p1UC769aVjPErCsam_ro5Ptb9wOBKQmED1U/s1600/bharat-bandh-250x187.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 187px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja0DhpOrGss8eAEMydcn_rxZP1atdymxLkLZyVsxtvCHgRGBDYophiF2OvyhRtWv13pgnkpNYoXyXYJgnYLThKsg4DD-yTiG1dnC9avyO5p1UC769aVjPErCsam_ro5Ptb9wOBKQmED1U/s400/bharat-bandh-250x187.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491490099732558562" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/">FakingNews</a>, you are one hell of a saviour. A little rough time on, and this cheered me up a lot. :) Cant thank them enough. <br /><br /><br />Bandhs are nothing new for me. Growing up in Calcutta, the capital of such #(#%*# stuff, we feel odd if there isn't a bandh for around 3 months. One morning at around 4am, this idea struck and I wrote the spoof on it. Delighted it got selected. :) <br /><br />Here is the link. Please have a read, those who haven't yet. <br /><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/07/left-parties-declare-bharat-bandh-as-effective-as-earth-hour/">http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/07/left-parties-declare-bharat-bandh-as-effective-as-earth-hour/</a><br /><br />The last paragraph has been added by the team at FN. And some other minor editing. Adds a great touch to the piece. As always, great stuff FN. :) :)<br /><br />This is my 2nd article to be selected by FakingNews. <a href="http://keyboard-ink.blogspot.com/2010/05/my-report-on-fakingnewscom.html">Click here to go to the first one.</a><br /><br />Thanks once again FakingNews and all those who read and liked it. Means a lot to me.<br /><br /><br />Edit :<br />Just checked the stats on the FN site and Facebook page. Awesome response. Info from the site is 61 Retweets and 242 Shares on Facebook. Also 113 people have liked it on the facebook page of Faking news. :) :)DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-81870782043145756112010-07-03T05:26:00.019+05:302010-07-03T23:38:10.562+05:30World Cup 2010 : What's Wrong with England???Ok, Ok. The world cup is heating up. Business end. Quarter final and semi final and all that. But, personally, I am yet to get over England’s performance this time around. Really disappointed. And angry. And confused.<br /><br />I tried hard to think how such a spectacularly assembled team filled with spectacular players can fail so spectacularly. <br /><br />Maybe I found the answer. :P <br />(if the image texts are not readable, click on it for a bigger size)<br /><br />What Xavi thinks when he gets the ball in midfield?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDnSr4-bNpKV5abnzmqo1FEmyDtqZNHC8_OqaIM6DmzPPhjuGOAXyTTgpwurH9Hx8FP3vKseFNVB3ndL2Mw6Fjt8Q_HY_sKDejpBmgtmHxY7I1DBDRcPcxKxdSntaz2VFacfY4-QNu0wM/s1600/Picture12.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDnSr4-bNpKV5abnzmqo1FEmyDtqZNHC8_OqaIM6DmzPPhjuGOAXyTTgpwurH9Hx8FP3vKseFNVB3ndL2Mw6Fjt8Q_HY_sKDejpBmgtmHxY7I1DBDRcPcxKxdSntaz2VFacfY4-QNu0wM/s400/Picture12.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489463622989883154" border="0"></a><br /><br />What an English midfielder thinks when he gets the ball anywhere in the pitch?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0ESr3x-gMbJpGFf-puY2CzAWckK9I1yZPT9fVz4BUlDpyd6vXVf0LcIvSChuAobPuz81BmKjzPQKDSIR8S1GNQ0uf33HKQs-S8gNrmnUoC33CGY7C5Q2gwCopmoPyb36HUynFwSUYhBo/s1600/Picture13.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 297px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0ESr3x-gMbJpGFf-puY2CzAWckK9I1yZPT9fVz4BUlDpyd6vXVf0LcIvSChuAobPuz81BmKjzPQKDSIR8S1GNQ0uf33HKQs-S8gNrmnUoC33CGY7C5Q2gwCopmoPyb36HUynFwSUYhBo/s400/Picture13.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489463632364676274" border="0"></a><br /><br />Ok that was meant to be a joke. But, shockingly, or rather more worrying is that it isn't too far from being accurate. :P<br /><br />Quiz question : Who are the most skillful players in the world? Technically most gifted. I would think the Brazilians and Argentines. Wouldn’t you? Their past record would suggest so atleast. Have we ever seriously thought why these players, when moving to Europe always go to the clubs of Spain, Italy, Holland etc. And hardly ever to English clubs. I am not talking about now. Now a lot of them come to England, well we know money talks. But over the years, since my early days of following football, I have read loads of interviews of such players dismissing the English game and choosing to showcase their talent in the more skillful leagues of the continent. <br /><br />I read this on an opinion piece on a site i cant remember right now.. Summed it up perfectly for me.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">" ... problem lies in the belief that 'getting stuck in' is of overwhelming importance in England. An 'if in doubt, boot it out' culture has existed in England for too long and it is imperative for young footballers to be taught to be comfortable on the ball with more emphasis on playing their way out of trouble."<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span></span><br /><br />England crumbled. Had fear in them. In the eyes, in the legs, in the minds. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2010/article-1286974/WORLD-CUP-2010-England-players-fear-says-US-striker-Clint-Dempsey.html">Clint Dempsey</a> and <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/teams/england/7842086/World-Cup-2010-England-manager-Fabio-Capello-baffled-by-sides-loss-of-form.html">Fabio Capello</a> agree. Please don’t think all this is an excuse for the loss against Germany. I don’t even want to bring the goal that was never given issue too (its importance doesn’t diminish though).I would have, but the awful football displayed by the team right from the first game tells me, this team dint deserve that rub of the green. <br /><br />Apart from the fear factor, team selections by Capello, the 4-4-2 that never works nowadays etc etc are there. Those are the immediate problems.<br /><br />And, the bigger picture has the long term solutions. <br /><br />There is a striking similarity over the problems of English football on the international stage, and the condition of Olympics sport back in India. We all know the issues. The problems. They are clichéd beyond belief. We will take the formality steps. And forget it just about there. <br /><br />Similarly, the English Premiership won’t have THAT smallish winter break. They will play an EXTRA league cup. They will think of a 39th game abroad. They will not have mandatory number of English players in a team rule. They will not have a watchdog on new owners taking over clubs, and going berserk. They will only look at the TV rights money. They will think about the fan base in Asia that includes me and you. And so on. English players in the Premiership constitute around just 40 percent. Need I say more? Compare that to any other league in the world. <br /><br />Italy’s dismal performance in Euro 2008, and this world cup has seen the <a href="http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/breaking-news-the-figc-changes-non-eu-regulation.html">Serie A take drastic actions.</a> And fast. Now there can be only one Non EU player in an Serie A team. Whether it is right or wrong, I don’t know, but I sure like the intent shown by them. Never gonna happen in England. Here, this <a href="http://equaliserfootball.com/2010/07/02/ghana-youth-model/">linked piece shows what Ghana are doing with their kids.</a> And, England, well they are <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Park_National_Football_Centre">STILL building their National Football Academy</a>, and in the meantime giving Professional contracts to players from the age of 17, allowing clubs to entice a wave of young foreign kids and their families to England. And on and on.<br /><br /><br />Why then do the clubs do so well while the national team fail so consistently? From 2005-06 the clubs have gone on a rampage, while the national team have nosedived. Surely the clubs must be doing something different. Or are they? How many English players actually start in these big club teams? Also, English football is direct, that’s their tradition, and they are great players in that system. But at the world stage, they are woefully exposed by ‘better football players’. You can’t bulldoze past the opposition faced in world cups. In Europe club games, over two legs, you still can, but in international tournaments, I am sorry. You can’t. Plus you don’t have a Jose, Fergie, Rafa or Arsene.<br /><br />Those who know me personally know that I am a big lover of the English Premiership. And the way the football is played. Physical. Tough. Referee allowing play to flow. No whistles at every fall. I love it. But there are issues in the English game that need to be solved. The superstars are probably not the super humans we are now accustomed to believe. It just doesn’t feel right.<br /><br />Some startling facts now, well known. But not given significance. Since its inception in 1991, there has been only <span style="font-weight:bold;">one</span> FIFA World Player of the Year, who was from an English club. There have been just TWO English based players to have won the European Player of the Year in the <span style="font-weight:bold;">last 41 years</span>. 41 mind you. In the 2006 World Cup Final, 3 out of 22 players who started the game were based in England. In 2002 and 1998, that number was 2 out of 22. It was ZERO in 1994. And I dint bother going further back. Maybe I am just reading too much into it, but I just can’t resist doing so. It just doesn't feel right.<br /><br />Lastly, England have exited major tournaments prematurely in the past. Just like this year’s world cup. Having seen some for myself, all I would say that just one thing was glaring in its absence when we compare this exit to the years gone by. <span style="font-weight:bold;">Spirit!!</span><br /><br />I wish I could show my frustrations in the following manner.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0mSN17JBUHfsI6_d91JmgsZxXASo1-eKPWrV6saiZWWjVcMWBQcxoCisQ9lboibTaUhjyR5elXZp7pynYkTHWz3rOu7oCEjbrrF7U0j8XfvLdUJ9fYylnlhWMXHi0xfHlrhJJu31HTAw/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m29s43.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0mSN17JBUHfsI6_d91JmgsZxXASo1-eKPWrV6saiZWWjVcMWBQcxoCisQ9lboibTaUhjyR5elXZp7pynYkTHWz3rOu7oCEjbrrF7U0j8XfvLdUJ9fYylnlhWMXHi0xfHlrhJJu31HTAw/s400/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m29s43.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489661839052305218" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhORv__jbt4lqBCdM8Yhe9vHr7rHZbqruQ4hBpyVmrk9eIF8J_aJo9Gn0XJwgrLrwSqeESZcQ9Q8aXAjaAHzUeVbBJcGZ2nPRtu59zrZlRr7gmprUay3gC_aSPeaiS6gcWI0OSpUV1U-e0/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m22s231.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhORv__jbt4lqBCdM8Yhe9vHr7rHZbqruQ4hBpyVmrk9eIF8J_aJo9Gn0XJwgrLrwSqeESZcQ9Q8aXAjaAHzUeVbBJcGZ2nPRtu59zrZlRr7gmprUay3gC_aSPeaiS6gcWI0OSpUV1U-e0/s400/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m22s231.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489661829461361266" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRiENAQ9uFc1a5RcMU48LtTOzfUp78n5ImzGQR12JbOJsKl_mxNqhFJ3D_Xk1-VbdUGveoNyYYgutAmLqJ71aiLpXpLfJ-72tQiPJQFIl7_CPq-hC-9RRC44W9-2PTgSzdUURg9BpQuFk/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m13s144.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRiENAQ9uFc1a5RcMU48LtTOzfUp78n5ImzGQR12JbOJsKl_mxNqhFJ3D_Xk1-VbdUGveoNyYYgutAmLqJ71aiLpXpLfJ-72tQiPJQFIl7_CPq-hC-9RRC44W9-2PTgSzdUURg9BpQuFk/s400/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m13s144.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489661828009430514" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizJW2H6KthLy70d_m4HVoUpOtQIBVRREu3_dpBGdWIBzTZ1JXk2v5tBAkrfaWuFt_x5_vKZPnoibNJUHdIUkFYP2TDXyspuzymkh6ualFrfYrvYc0ZSwnB1CjUGnLJVHo1Y-9txEeDMdM/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m07s83.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizJW2H6KthLy70d_m4HVoUpOtQIBVRREu3_dpBGdWIBzTZ1JXk2v5tBAkrfaWuFt_x5_vKZPnoibNJUHdIUkFYP2TDXyspuzymkh6ualFrfYrvYc0ZSwnB1CjUGnLJVHo1Y-9txEeDMdM/s400/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m07s83.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489661817261459330" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZNGSPNdlkqqyKltF6OJrhkUf5ztCuROy9bdIAO3znvJB-sKlFfDOo6W4GOHXqypj7AvD4i7ULiyHUiB8bDhyphenhyphenlsS9I6jaTtUy6YoE8unqy2vGnblRHfPXwx3Qi_hG7VNGEp3HGwTjIiAg/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m00s15.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZNGSPNdlkqqyKltF6OJrhkUf5ztCuROy9bdIAO3znvJB-sKlFfDOo6W4GOHXqypj7AvD4i7ULiyHUiB8bDhyphenhyphenlsS9I6jaTtUy6YoE8unqy2vGnblRHfPXwx3Qi_hG7VNGEp3HGwTjIiAg/s400/vlcsnap-2010-07-03-18h18m00s15.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489661808894207490" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Or by swearing live on camera like this.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq0c50ARh6m8miqezPC-Sj5LdPlBLgEWeC7ET9IZA_O_9QQaOhdGKsSke2htqRJGOfVedRAMGJmfcN7InHlEs-uEOH5oRMhsK7B1dm2cXY5fqd542J-nlK63xBV92v1YKsuqeOx5L3cRg/s1600/ROOOOOOO.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 380px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq0c50ARh6m8miqezPC-Sj5LdPlBLgEWeC7ET9IZA_O_9QQaOhdGKsSke2htqRJGOfVedRAMGJmfcN7InHlEs-uEOH5oRMhsK7B1dm2cXY5fqd542J-nlK63xBV92v1YKsuqeOx5L3cRg/s400/ROOOOOOO.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489663837562852514" /></a><br /><br /><br />But unfortunately, I am no superstar. So I got to settle for letting it all out on my blog. :) :)DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-92133149845243551512010-06-19T21:36:00.011+05:302010-06-23T17:57:10.838+05:30The A-Z of my Pune YearsTHE <span style="font-weight:bold;">“A TO Z”</span> OF THESE FOUR BEAUTIFUL YEARS!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZo1P1qbraORDTUzncNt19NN-vqSL0bUkmhmxoipb_J0EbV6BbRDDt3Z9ufy3j3ZGgCVSMPxzfaLyi_x8OHxTg6OVnEl4zySOsufs6Px03HgNzceZg7FX3twfrppcSH1UOD1RSmZIOEEs/s1600/31330_386428118043_676358043_3882039_4378825_n.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZo1P1qbraORDTUzncNt19NN-vqSL0bUkmhmxoipb_J0EbV6BbRDDt3Z9ufy3j3ZGgCVSMPxzfaLyi_x8OHxTg6OVnEl4zySOsufs6Px03HgNzceZg7FX3twfrppcSH1UOD1RSmZIOEEs/s400/31330_386428118043_676358043_3882039_4378825_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484518721718550914" /></a><br /><br /><br />Although I am heading home, the irony is that I am feeling that I am actually leaving home. <br /><br />I had this post in mind for a long time. Its not about specific friends or specific moments. Its about the entire package, the entire journey and the entire experience. For me, as this almost a personal piece, this is the most special post till date of course. I hope its good.<br />Spoiler Alert : It’s a long post. But I couldn’t write less. Read in two/three/four/ten installments if you like. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">A for Akurdi </span><br />Akurdigaon, despite all the abuse at initial shortcomings, the place comes alive when you have all the friends around. What change it has seen in these years, totally transformed beyond recognition. The next time I come to the place I called home for 4 years though, I shall definitely be looking out if the water level has receded in the tunnel.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">B for Bike accidents </span><br />I have had many funny falls, which becomes funnier when I am narrating them to my friends. It has been a hell of a ride, bruises all over the place. But thank God, nothing serious enough to stop driving along. Bruises and falls in our legendary college ground shouldn’t go unnoticed too. India will beat Barcelona if they play at that ground because Xavi’s ground passes to Messi would bounce up over his head.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">C for Chachu </span><br />There can actually be a separate A-Z list of Chachu’s moments. What a time we had in the hostel. I am thinking that he should have got the Rs. 10,000 deposit (that we never got back) as entertainment tax from the rest of us. Classic. Thank You man. He’s been a great sport most occasions, sometimes though he got angry, which unfortunately for him led to more leg pulling.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">D for Defaulter </span><br />Did I hear the attendance cut-off was 75 percent? Haha. If the teachers, with the exception of a few, were better than a new-born in technical stuff, maybe we would have attended a percentage close to 75. Repeated warnings = Weekly comic relief. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">E for E-Cell </span><br />Been part of most stuff in college and Rotaract holds a special place because that started it all. But after the mess it became, it was good riddance. Prateek’s revival of the E-Cell was a smashing moment. Was so awesome to work with him and Niyanta again, and throw in awesome new friends in the mix, we had a superhit E-Week and good trip down to Bangalore. Super stuff Phoenix, and congratulations to Prateek Khare.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">F for Friends. </span><br />Need I say more. My time here has been defined by friends. The experiences, the laughs, the debates, the fights, the late nights, the timepass. Everything. Depresses me no end. Enough Said.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">G for Grace Marks </span><br />Isbar cut-off kitna jayega ? :P Story of the college years, isn’t it? However hard I study, there is always that one/two paper that scares the shit out of me during the semester vacations. 40 in the mark sheet is prettier than anything in this world. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">H for HOSTEL. </span><br />I don’t think anybody who stayed in THAT hostel in the first year would disagree. It a shame, we could not carry on. We made the best of friends, we had the best of moments. Football, PL, TV, terrace, the various rooms. Who would believe us when we say that we had the craziest of times in a place that greeted me with broken windows and cupboards, a still fan and a fused light, a place which had water problems all year and no mess. But we had just the medicine that was needed to cure all. Friends. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">I for IPL </span><br />Hmmm, I’d rather stay quiet on this. There is always a bunch of people who are ready to take my case on this. KKR was pathetic, I guess my Pune years were THE curse. Therefore, we are winning next year, now that I am out of here. (*Takes cover*) <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">J for Jigar </span><br />Like it or hate it. It cant be ignored. It was the savior of all saviours. Whatever I do, wherever I am, I will have the visual of ‘Brilliant Jigar’ by ‘Technical Publications etched on to my mind.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">K for Kick-off.</span><br />Kick-off here obviously signifies the beautiful game. Kicking off at Ursula’s, college, here and there. Everywhere. Kicking off at 2am in the morning under street lights. Waiting for kick-off to take place far off in England with the TV on. Debating stuff that don’t have a winner or ending around football. Also, cant miss mentioning winning the Pune University championship. That team was like family, awesome seniors. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">L for Liverpool. </span><br />Cant help it, this letter is blocked for Liverpool forever. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">M for Maar </span><br />Birthdays, like campuses across the land, are a curse. You get fucked. Badly. If however, Chachu is also present, the birthday boy gets some reprieve. He must have been hit on around 40-45 birthdays in these 4 years, but then again, isn’t that his real age anyway? Great times at 12 o clock midnight. All 4 years. Vikram have you recovered?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">N for Niyanta</span><br />I have to say this. A gem. She has been the strongest pillar of support there ever can be. She has been in trouble a lot due to me but always ended up being by my side. Unbelievable woman. Wonderful person, lucky to meet you, luckier to be close to you. Leader oh yeah. You know what I think of your work in college. Unprecedented. I think of the list of people I met in Pune whom I am close to I cant stop being grateful.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">O for Overwhelming moments.</span><br />There are times when you feel so good, that the whole week’s schedule can take a walk. Moments which can keep you cheered up in the not so good times. I have had loads of them, and If I have to mention one, here goes : It was the first semester, and I was terribly homesick. One morning, I came out of the college gate expecting a friend of a friend to come, which was what I was told. Instead, I saw my closest friend since my childhood days step out of hiding and shock me. I remember I sat down for a moment to just take it in. Harsh Sureka had come down from Manipal and oh those 2 days are still wonderful. I dint know Pune well enough to take him to the best of places, but for me, nothing else mattered. I was already in heaven and there’s no better place than that in Pune, is there? Thank you so much.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">P for Placement</span><br />To be honest, I can neither describe the tension prior to getting placed, not the relief afterwards. I hope Godrej and Boyce works out well. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Q for Quarter</span><br />Yeah pints, quarters whatever. Basically signifies drinks. And boy!! what a time we have had. The talks, the stories, the madness, EPIC.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">R for Rent </span><br />Abhi ATM se nikaal kar aapko rent deta hoon. Was one of the consistent lines I delivered to my landlords over the months and years. Stayed in a flat for 6 months, and a room for 2 and a half years, and both were fun. Sad that I have to leave the place now, but that sadness is multiplied by the thought of me having to CLEAN the damn room before leaving. Not cool.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">S for stories </span><br />Aaah, some stories. Saurabh Singh always has the craziest stories. Soham Chakraborty’ s stories narrated by Vikram are the kind of stuff which inspired the creation of the abbreviation ROFL. Have some awesome stories myself which I shall remember for life too. If someone does actually sit down and compile all the stories in a book, that would outsell Techmax Publications for sure.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">T for Transport Nagar Naka</span><br />A friend in need is a friend indeed. :P . When we ran out of ‘you know what’, who came to the rescue? Exactly this place. Good times late at night, passing time, stopping for chai-sutta and just talking. Delight.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">U for Ursulas. </span><br />The people. The football. Football at the ground or at the basketball courts has been such a time. I remember going to play there in the first year and feeling, yeah now I feel settled here in Pune. And nothing has changed. Its just like home. Even more importantly, the people. I have been lucky enough to have a lot of friends who went to school at St. Ursulas and I have to say, they are awesome. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">V for Viki’s flat </span><br />Ok Vikram doesn’t own the place, nor does he stay alone there. But that’s how that flat is called by me – Viki’s flat. The dinner times have been filled with such incidents, that I have probably never looked forward to dinner more in my life. Also, staying in a single room in the last 2 years, that was the time of the day I really looked forward to catching up with an awesome group. All of you at LaviKunj and the SB Patil Building : A big thank You. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">W for Wake Up</span><br />My Pune years have had more nights than day. Honest. I have had so many people trying their best to wake me up in the morning, and thank you for the patience. On the day of my M3 paper in second year, I woke up at 10am. That’s the time the exam was scheduled to start. I reached at 10.15-10.20 and was allowed to sit thankfully. Scary!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">X for Xerox </span><br />The notes, the sheets, the Jigars, the question papers, the tuition stuff we missed, unending list. Xerox, mini Xerox. The irony is that, however much we Xeroxed, what we utilized from that is dealing in single digit percentages. Copyline doesn’t mind though.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Y for You All.</span><br />We if you managed to read this excessively long post till here, you need a pat. Haha. There have been great number of people who I have had a good time with. Some might be reading this, some not. Cannot name all ofcourse. ‘You all’ is for every person that made this Pune experience worthwhile. We might have met once, we might have met daily, we might have had more chats than talks, you might have been a senior giving me advice and guidance, you might have been someone we have worked on something together, just everybody has contributed to this wonderful time. Cannot stress this more. Honest to God. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Z for Zoo.</span><br />Like you have seen plain clothes policemen, this special zoo has plain clothes / human skinned animals. They are primarily donkeys with Z for Zero IQ. They include the college administration. And the brains behind the university and marks system. Sorry, but I tried my best, just couldn’t resist this.<br /><br /><br /><br />Damn tempted to get back a couple of alphabets as wildcard entrants like Roadies etc., and write some more. But I guess I will leave it at that. <br /><br />A man (or woman, maybe) once said that Every good thing must come to an end. Boy!! Wasn’t he correct!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href=""><a href="http://blog.blogadda.com/2010/06/22/best-blog-picks-by-indian-bloggers"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg99nC0fl56URLv9NbzuUKcc-C04KVqfZWt6VUHi0CegI8gan3O9QTGP8o0Fg8Oz58gRnQRPeMTKGRt2Frsp_J1yeiq83WJfjH9ZdI2OOptELk9orDruSCpy69xldJZ2j3mEpczfJ83FY/s1600/ttp.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 175px; height: 54px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg99nC0fl56URLv9NbzuUKcc-C04KVqfZWt6VUHi0CegI8gan3O9QTGP8o0Fg8Oz58gRnQRPeMTKGRt2Frsp_J1yeiq83WJfjH9ZdI2OOptELk9orDruSCpy69xldJZ2j3mEpczfJ83FY/s320/ttp.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485704852316681602" /></a></a></a><br /><br /><a href="http://blog.blogadda.com/2010/06/22/best-blog-picks-by-indian-bloggers">BlogAdda</a>DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-50305976487293724052010-05-22T03:17:00.010+05:302010-05-22T03:50:36.821+05:30What's the big 'deal' in banning websites ?A Satire on Pakistan and it's internet madness.<br /><br />Pakistan is on a spree you see. 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Just dint find anything else.<br /><br />PPS : As most of the internet is banned, this piece sadly wont reach my friends in Pakistan. Not cool!!DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-13599929955692467542010-05-18T14:55:00.015+05:302010-05-18T15:35:18.878+05:30To Chelsea, with lots of love... :PDisclaimer 1 : I have got a lot of good friends who are blue noses. Tumko Chelsea / Champions League ki kasam, please play along and dont get offended. ;) Simple banter this.<br /><br />Disclaimer 2 : None of the images below are mine, blatantly using Vodafone's, as small time payback for ridiculous billing some time back.<br /><br />So, Let's kick offf....<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUiMp9OwmYmkscxV7zHJb_REq506VVlN-9HGfXjeBDeBeAFVX2W1JUUNnlkP0bTLkEPow7nOwsy5s1ItbtJU2rtO_zhYx-MGpGbxvUtVuF2594m1u4prE49WZ0Vco-I5ij4Ena16mtasU/s1600/00.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 231px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUiMp9OwmYmkscxV7zHJb_REq506VVlN-9HGfXjeBDeBeAFVX2W1JUUNnlkP0bTLkEPow7nOwsy5s1ItbtJU2rtO_zhYx-MGpGbxvUtVuF2594m1u4prE49WZ0Vco-I5ij4Ena16mtasU/s400/00.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472541012426487394" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL5TAyvxeE5Ta-Z5QV8SIFdxZNE6-LP6xgxi6G2iuSS32H3rscIOdwYU6qU-b-0fnbaH9nt0bAFfUShQoe5L-RoQYa4ZreWOTDrqYacIxs7uXDHHiJizX4Crw43uqVwpBeJNIGoOCrmqI/s1600/01.GIF"><img style="cursor:pointer; 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cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4srZvuXWV2lKAUGu_AzuryRYGHIukfS0sz9qKniEBd3YrdXfJjEDkGDyIFuHpQmYZGMlelmzC9GqNvCBR1zBWJB2wUPs5Uooxeo44EtDShndoonT7JiOaLAQpyKg-CrmqaZNAYtn1kkA/s400/19.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472543129023101810" /></a><br /><br /><br />Ok, this was my first amateur attempt at a comic. Inspired mainly by <a href="http://www.thevigilidiot.com/">Sahil Riz' The Vigil Idiot</a> , <a href="http://www.flyyoufools.com/">Fly, you Fools</a> and some more blogs. (and Savita Bhabhi maybe???) <br /><br />PS : Wikipedia to be blamed for problems, if any. :)DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-15400476888512166032010-05-11T21:52:00.008+05:302010-05-11T22:12:08.359+05:30Justification of IPL obsession by a News editor.* Bit delayed post. Was my first attempt at satire. :) * <br /><br /> AN EXCLUSIVE REPORT <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioUwDmRQthcff7PuNZUhavxMnZ0q0daSzLoJLjwHfY_2SSYEIe-QFHQvPrmmXTykm0v515V3hSLblSb8tGKu2aftnlVWsOFT1OtNl3DzRYvOP_mummMR3Aj4CfeCzuhK_iEJXHRz_TjtU/s1600/Lalit-Modi-Shashi-Tharoor.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 292px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioUwDmRQthcff7PuNZUhavxMnZ0q0daSzLoJLjwHfY_2SSYEIe-QFHQvPrmmXTykm0v515V3hSLblSb8tGKu2aftnlVWsOFT1OtNl3DzRYvOP_mummMR3Aj4CfeCzuhK_iEJXHRz_TjtU/s320/Lalit-Modi-Shashi-Tharoor.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470053465406482594" /></a><br /><br /><br />A citizen journalist (CJ) got an opportunity to grill the editor of a popular English news channel on the recent obsession with IPL-gate which led to missing out of other ‘so-called significant stories’ developing simultaneously. Mr. Sumon Roy, Managing Editor of ‘Times Then&Now’, took time away from his busy Twitter schedule to oblige us with this interview.<br /><br />CJ began by asking him why the <a href="http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/india-news/prime-minister-manmohan-singh-returns-after-weeklong-us-brazil-tour_100349533.html">Prime Minister’s visit to the West at the same time of the IPL mess</a> did not qualify as substantial news on his 24 hour channel. Discussion of Af-Pak with Obama is news after-all we thought.<br /><br />He said, ‘Look, IPL is way cooler. Because there is no Pakistan in here.' But in the same breath he added, 'I am not saying we are collectively ignoring Pakistan like the IPL owners. If anybody dares to allege that we are indeed blacking out Pakistan in media, I have got two words for them : Shoaib Sania’.<br /><br />Visibly delighted at the awesome and spicy byte he just got, the CJ went on to ask him about non-coverage of the PM’s attendance at the Nuclear Summit following the USA visit. Roy said, ‘ We live in times of change. Few years ago, the nuclear bomb was the strategic deterrent for USA, through which it ruled the world. Its not the ‘in thing’ now. 21st century is India’s era. IPL is the new strategic weapon. Don’t tell me you din’t see <a href="http://www.ted.com/talks/shashi_tharoor.html">Shashi Tharoor’s TED talk</a> on India’s soft power. We are merely following that. If you don’t listen to us, India won’t drop a nuke. She would bar your players from IPL and not telecast games to your country. For the resulting loss of revenues there, they will probably take on board some more sponsors. After all, sky is endless and there is space for so many more blimps’. It aint the 4th biggest league in just 3 years for nothing.<br /><br />The Prime Minister also visited Brazil by the way. A key strategic ally. In response, ‘Well well well, why would you ever want to report anything on Brazil if it is not football, or those wild thong-clad chics at the Rio carnivals? Waste of time and space. Brazil time on news will be later this year from South Africa, subject to end of IPL-gate by then’.<br /><br />On being quizzed about the lack of news reporting on <a href="http://news.oneindia.in/2010/04/16/pankaj-advani-pulls-a-hat-trick-creates-history.html">Pankaj Advani’s successful title defense at the Asian Billiards Championship</a>, he put all the blame on technology. He said, ‘Anyway, we have reported a lot on Advani and the overwhelming response has been that oldie should retire and die in peace. So keeping in mind the public sentiment, our news channel system installed a program which blocks any news featuring the name Advani. So, this young boy’s achievement got filtered. All because of his unfortunate surname. Anyway, since he plays so well, I am sure he will win more and more in the future, and give us more chances to let him down’. <br /><br />Final question to him was what about Indian football team qualifying for the Asia Cup 2011 after 20 odd years and <a href="http://www.goal.com/en-india/news/2696/indian-national-team/2010/04/23/1892201/2011-asian-cup-tough-draw-sees-india-grouped-with-korea-republic-">tournament draw that was held last week</a>. He was surprised and said, ‘Whattttt?????? What is that???? Is this a trick of FakingNews.com ? India qualified for Asia Cup 2011, that too after 26 years, are you sure??? Are you sure this is football and not some other believable sport??? <br /><br />Off the record, he told our correspondent that he is not too worried about important news being missed on private news channels. He said, ‘The truth is everybody is on twitter. Smart-ass bloggers invariably post links from BBC and Wall Street Journal etc. So we are covered in that respect. And prioritizing sleaze and glamour over important news is keeping in mind the new Indian urban attitude. I know this because a lot of my friends are actually following Mallika Sherawat on Twitter ahead of Cricketwallah etc, just because she posts pics every now and then showing a lot of cleavage.’<br /><br />‘Popular media should mirror the mindset of the nation, isn’t it?’<br /><br />Who are we to disagree?DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-9674515418493754742010-05-08T14:43:00.009+05:302011-01-04T22:10:59.678+05:30My report on FakingNews.com<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhv3sKItYFsvzAJgpO9y9Y98pUxZxERpGB6WGmW2adyy53_U61bTLo0oQuG2WQITng23wAvSW4iHSKuV_zYDf08xJ5nfa0ebWsU6Y3jPhtrvrfkaucF1oNeQiy1fPxl7_C_VmGZ0mgCy9c/s1600/tweet-250x176.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhv3sKItYFsvzAJgpO9y9Y98pUxZxERpGB6WGmW2adyy53_U61bTLo0oQuG2WQITng23wAvSW4iHSKuV_zYDf08xJ5nfa0ebWsU6Y3jPhtrvrfkaucF1oNeQiy1fPxl7_C_VmGZ0mgCy9c/s320/tweet-250x176.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468827145873777570" /></a><br /><br />EDIT : This post was the 8th most read post on FakingNews for the year 2010 out of 418 articles published. :) Delighted. <a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/best-of-faking-news-most-read-news-reports-of-2010/">Here is the list.</a><br /><br />WHOAAA!!!!! What a day it was yesterday. There was nothing that could cheer me up more.<br />FakingNews, many many thanks. It felt great to be on such a kickass site. \m/<br /><br />Here is the link : Do check out.<br /><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/student-misses-exam-after-sachin-tendulkar-tweets-him-luck/">http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/student-misses-exam-after-sachin-tendulkar-tweets-him-luck/</a><br /><br />It is basically a spoof on the maddening and crazy reaction to The Man himself : Sachin Tendulkar joining twitter. I was part of the crazy reaction to this development too, and if it's of any use, I must add that I was amongst the first 100 followers of the Master. Achievement for me. :P<br /><br />Cheers. :) :)<br /><br /><br />Edit (4th Jan 2011):<br />Just checked the stats on the FN site and Facebook page. Awesome response. Info from the site is 156Retweets and 601 Likes/shares on the page for Facebook. 164 people have liked it on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/posted.php?id=137723270230&share_id=123750020969496&comments=1#!/fakingnews/posts/123750020969496">facebook </a>page of Faking news. :) :)DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146892846116718235.post-155178747751984552010-05-05T03:10:00.008+05:302010-05-10T14:21:26.825+05:30Confession of a TwitterholicPossible Future Scenario :<br />At a Twitter addiction rehab centre in South Mumbai.<br /><br />Me : Hi. I am XYZ. And I am a major twitterholic.<br /><br />Others in the room : Hiiiii XYZ.<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br />There is a group on Facebook which is named : ‘Orkut is dead. Facebook killed it.’ Just like millions of nonsense funny-named groups in there, it couldn’t be truer. I have trodden the path, that same path through which the whole of India has passed. Hi5 Orkut-Facebook Twitter God Knows What!<br /><br />I have been hooked to all the above mentioned sites at various points of time. This is not a unique story. But never has the addiction been so much. The addiction to Twitter. The fact that this occurs right when my final exams are about to begin probably adds to the intensity of disillusion I have right now, leading all the more to the confession. Mind you, I haven’t confessed worse things and if I want peace, I rather don’t. ;)<br /><br />I joined Twitter a long time back and for almost a year, I had one tweet which went something like: ‘Hi, trying to understand Twitter’. Character Count: 30 odd. That was the day when I thought, man 140 characters is bit too much! I signed out and forgot about it. It was still the Facebook phase.<br /><br />Reasons : Demi Moore and Aston Kutcher were the Twitter Gods. Who cares? Shashi Tharoor may have joined, but the public dint know much. Karan Johar hadn’t started his campaign to have every Bollywood person on the site. IPL took place only on the grounds or telly, not on Twitter. The numerous bloggers whom I followed were on it, but I dint know. Probably missed the Twitter widgets on their blogs or maybe was just not interested. And finally, CNN-IBN’s website din’t have stories describing SRK’s mood today based squarely on a couple of tweets many hours back.<br />Those were the good days. Uncomplicated.<br /><br />Sometime a few months back, when the site’s popularity was exponentially high from last thought; I decided to jump back in and add to my single tweet. <br />No sooner had I got the grip of things, I was hooked. <br /><br />The scope is massive. Unprecedented. In Facebook and orkut, we mostly interact and fool around with our own friends and acquaintances. Though a lot of people send ‘can I be your fraand’ type of scraps etc to nice display-pic girls, more or less, it’s just the people you know. The ones, who are in these sites for business and opportunities make new friends, bounce off ideas etc but from my experience they are in the minority big time. Apart from the respectable chatting and catching up with long lost friends and school/college buddies, social networking is also in the simplest language possible : style maro-ing by putting good pics and updates, bakarchodi and checking out hot looking friends of friends. It is about creating an image which you want people to have of you. Nothing wrong in it. I love it infact.<br /><br />Twitter is none of that. To a large extent. It is only Twitter where hopeless people can expect to get their 15 characters of fame. Poorly put but I guess the point is made. The major attraction is of course the celebs. All kinds of them. From the real ones, to the silicon ones. <br /><br />It is real time shit. Info, humour, perspectives - everything. All in real time. The boundaries of our world becomes timelines. Never have we been so fond of scrolling up and down, up and down, all day, all night.<br /><br />We ping them. The celebs tweets their day schedule. We ping them. The celebs suck upto each other. We still ping them. The celebs let out their philosophical gyan. We again buzz them. The celebs discuss serious stuff.Supposedly serious stuff I mean. And we keep on buzzing them. But whatever goes on, one thing is sure. Everybody is out to prove how intellectually rich they are. Twitter seems like the Calcutta of the online world. :P<br /><br />And then, one day, we get a tweet back. Which changes our sad twitter life forever.<br /><br />It could be a small thanks in reply to one of the numerous real or fake sweet messages we sent over the days. It could be a retort to an offensive and non-fake comment (normally comparing him/her to Agarkar) from us. It could be anything. It could be a simple retweet of that message you just sent randomly. It could be anything.<br /><br />Then we go on overdrive. We begin to follow hi-fi accounts of Wall Street Journal and BBC. So that we can post kick-ass links from them. We follow the #trend-setters. We try to come up with witty comments. We try every trick in the book and <a href="http://khamba.blogspot.com/2010/04/becoming-famous-on-twitter-in-india.html">this link here captures it better than anybody else. </a><br /><br />AND THEN, Sachin Tendulkar comes on board. Just like he has killed various attacks all over the world, he kills various competitors of Twitter. And suddenly, the whole of India has logged in. The history will be now divided into two eras. BS - Before Sachin. and AS - After Sachin.<br /> <br />So if you are a budding entrepreneur, explore the possibilities of Social Networking Addiction Rehab Centres. I tell you what, if you make money on this, please give me some. :P<br /><br />Tweeps \m/<br /><br />P.S. Twitter is the truest form of 'social networking' in my book. If you really want a really hilarious, and meaningful time onsite, apart from the usual celebs, please start following and interacting with bloggers. That's the best thing to do on twitter. They are awesome. You wont regret. Not one bit.DGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10385543688386521570noreply@blogger.com0